Ah Bing’s Weight Loss Method (Results Guaranteed)

Here is how to lose weight. It’s very simple. Most people won’t do it because they’re baby asses, but this is how it works.

1. Stop eating when you’re walking.

2. Stop eating when you’re shopping.

3. Stop eating at the movies.

4. Stop eating in the car.

5. Stop eating on the couch.

6. Stop eating while watching TV.

7. Stop eating while reading.

8. Stop eating unless it’s time to fucking eat.

When I state “eating” that also includes drinking anything other than water.

That’s it. End of fucking list.

How many times do you eat in front of computer?

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Hello Ah Bing.

I love your blog. Its really an interesting read, especially when I need to kill time. I find it great that you made the decision to make your living in Kota Kinabalu.

All the best!

I look forward to your next blog!

Thanks Merv!

Until today I still dont understand why readers love to read what I write, I am professional in BS only.. ^^; but I'm glad you take the effort to leave a comment here :) Mmmm goi!!

Cheers

Wow! this is good. hahahhaa! i eat while study! but now I can't! need to lose weight for my competition!

Hello Chloe.. you mean the 7k competition? :)

bing mama lost how many weight doing these??

I don't eat when I am doing workout. But once I finish workout, is dinner time - and I eat a lot.

so... I gain more weigh hahahahaha

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