Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones is an American who purposely fly to Singapore to eat KFC. Jones was so disappointed with the quality of food. He arranged a a press conference, and he said:
“Walau-eh.. why KFC here taste like shit? Cibai, I can cook better than this!”
He fork out his ham ka fortune to open a small burger stall. At first, his burger business was not performing well because lack of reputation.
Days went by. He became stress.
When he realised, he is already BOTAK due to the enormous pressure of not selling any burger for months.
One day, while Jones was flipping burger, one 臭 Ah Beng customer came.
“Botak Jones, gimme one burger leh. I am sibeh hungry, quick!”. Since that day, more and more customers call him Botak Jones. He changed his business to BotakJones, and boom! His business grow rapidly. Now he own few branches around Singapore.
Walau-eh. This is such a lame story. But I enjoy writing it.. hahahaha. I made up the story so please don’t sue me.
Shannon says “Have you tried Botak Jones yet? They serve huge burger patties. I cannot finish the burger sometimes. Let’s get our dinner there”
I am tempted to try U-CRAZY-WHAT?! burger, unfortunately I stopped devouring beef two years ago. If not, I will order the whole cow instead of patties.
$5 for a bottle of cold beer, it’s too hard to resist.
The Double Botak – Shannon ordered this. The meal comes with side dishes of your choice. He chose fries and coleslaw. On top of that, you have free flow of mustard, ketchup and chili sauce.
135 grams per piece of patty. 270 grams for both… weigh like a huge piece of steak. Plus side dishes and beer – Ah, ngam ngam hou. There’s nothing to be afraid of when end of the world is near. I die like a happy ghost.
Cajun Chicken Burger – Whole piece of chicken breast marinated with Cajun and melted with mozzarella cheese. Aih.. read the menu description also cannot tahan already. Must order this.
The chicken must be on steroid. Only one side of its breast is huge enough to slap the customer beside you.
I ordered mash potatoes and steamed vegetables for my side dish.
Don’t you think this photo is damn perfect? 完美無暇, baby.
Shannon drizzles all the sauce on his fries. And he separated the twin patties from the burger because it’s too huge.
I told Shannon that I need to do cardio exercise for 3 days non-stop to burn off these fats.
Worth it.
Update: Locations of Botak Jones (scattered around Singapore)
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