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Alcohol n’ Tobacco
Brotzeit is becoming one of my favourite to go places at Singapore.
Well, any places with nice beer is my favourite place. Any place with draft beers is my home 
German Pork Knuckle – the legendary pork knuckle Shannon has been telling to me about. S$32 for this kaki babi. Anyone knows the cost for pork knuckle at Malaysia? Just wondering.
To my surprise, this pork knuckle was deep fried, different from the stewed pork knuckle I had at Adelaide’s German village. The skin is like siu yok, crunchy crunchy one. Side dishes include salad potato, pickles and more pickles.. and MORE PICKLES.
I had 2 pickles and small slice of pork knuckle only.. the beer had all my attention. Hahaha.
My high school friends! Hai Yang (@OceanCohen) and Vui San.
Priscilla and Irene. I am selling their phone numbers for $10 each. If you want me to convey message to them, $1 for each sms (max 160 characters). Both ladies are very famous now – got career, certificate, angelic face and devilish look. (Promote gao gao so I get lots of business!!)
Mind you, you will face a stiff competition. The ladies are in their prime era now. I am definitely not in this market – too stress.
Group photo of us that night. A few didn’t show up 
or else you’ll get to see more leng luiz. From left to right – Me, Shannon, Shoey, Lip San, Vui San, Read Learn, Hai Yang, Mr Lame, Irene and Priscilla.
All born in same year – the year of moo moo.
We went to the garden above Vivo City to have a stroll. Meet up with more high school friends..
Based on our calculation, we have around 30+ high school friends working/residing at Singapore, and that haven’t include our seniors and juniors ^^;
If they offer me to stay at their place for one week each, I would save $3,000 in rent… whoa. (continue counting…)
Here’s another leng luiz photo for the readers.
Ready to do business with me yet?
The gang separated into two groups – The ladies gaga™ and The lanjiaos gaga™. All lanjiaos continue drink because I wanted to 
The late comers are not intoxicated yet. It’s not fair we’re having all the fun, right?
By the way, is it illegal to drink at street? I know Australia is strict about drinking at street – you masuk jail one o. Many smart ass put their liquors into plastic bottles, but still busted by cops. Funny people, hai..
What’s the best thing to do after beer?
Supper.
What’s the best thing to do after supper?
Daring friends for another supper.
Gahhh, I am missing Double McSpicy Chicken as I am typing this. And the garlic chili sauce!! and the shake shake fries… the fries taste like keropok. But it’s heavenly oily. OHHHH YEAAAAH.
Irene says my ass is sexy in this photo, what do you think? Only mou liu people like us can take these photos.
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Shannon invited me to have a glass of beer at a local German pub.
“A glass of beer? why only limit to one? I am with 卍解 (bankai – all out) mode” I replied.
“SGD$30 a glass wor…”
“WTF?”
“Trust me. You will enjoy the beer… One liter per glass. We drink like the Germans. Hell yeah”
Suddenly, we are at Brotzeit Bier Bar & Restaurant.
We invited Wilson to join us too, knowing he can’t drink much. We can tipu another half glass from him, hahahhaha.
Wilson is born with alcohol intolerant (a gentle way to say his drinking sucks). He gets itchiness every time he consumes alcohol, and pass out.
Most people express these situation as gai tiu.
This is how real men drink beer.
I am a beer lover. I get into Euroka moments when I consume the first few gulps – especially fucking cold ones. The experience is always different.
Don’t talk to me when I close my eyes. I am enjoying every. single. moment.
First burp is always the best. Hehe.
One liter beer… it’s not enough. Damn. I want to swim in a pool of cold beer.
One of my impossible dream is to drink finish Sabah’s beer supply.
We ordered a deep fried cheese. Shannon recommends “this is da shit, yo!’
I didn’t know cheese tastes so good when kena deep fried. Mix it with blueberry sauce? Takes your taste bud to another level.
The cheese melt gao gao inside. Texture is similar to thick cream, except it’s a real cheese. Suck out the cheese while it’s hot.
Then consume the crunchy outer layer as a whole. Hmmmmmmmmmm…..
However, Shannon says that we will return to this German pub again some other day to enjoy the other food that this bar yet to offer.
We went to McDonald for supper for a quick fix. I ordered a burger (which later become the most consumed meal during my Singapore journey) Double McSpicy Chicken burger. It’s spicy, and freaking addictive. I guarantee you will sweat gao gao when you sit at toilet bowl next day.
Damn. I want to name my first son after this burger. The name is too canggih!
Having a glass of beer, naturally my appetite also increased. I opt for up-size meal. This is how at real men consume.
Wilson is usually the annoying one. Not Shannon ^^;
Anyway, enjoy the rest of your days la k! I am heading back too Kota Kinabalu today, arriving at evening.
KK!! ayam kambing back!!
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Chester had his 23rd birthday last month, and we were invited over to his house for birthday party. Chester is a good drinker, and a good one as well. Not surprisingly, he received 3 bottles of hard liquors as birthday gifts. Two tequila and one fucking absinthe (there is a good reason I add ‘fucking’)
Before these photos were taken, they already gao dim two bottles of tequila. I think the birthday boy finishes one bottle by himself. He got iron kidney. Cannot compare me la. I am too old (I am 24). Haha.
I sneaked away quietly after they finished two bottles of tequila. And I knew they are going to drink absinthe. Shit.
It only took few minutes to discover Ahbing wasn’t in the group anymore. They found me hiding in balcony. Shit x2. No escape laa this time.. confirm drink. Brother ma, right? (假假那边…)
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/Phew
Luckily I am still alive.
Told you I am not a good drinker lohh… everytime pretend only ba…
Don’t play with me next time k? My life shorten few years oh wei.
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I went to Gold Coast in afternoon to meet up with another friend. We wanted to drink from afternoon to evening. But due to my carelessness, I spent 3 hours instead of 1 hour reaching his house. I ride on the wrong bus… hahahahha. So we only started drinking from 5pm instead of 2pm.
I did not even finish all my booze, and I have to rush back to Brisbane for another party. Promised another friend to show up. I fong fei kei her many many many many times already hahaha.
I caught 9.24pm train from Gold Coast to Brisbane. Straight away head to dance party, which is also situated in CBD. [click to continue…]
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