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A short clip for you to enjoy while I am doing some personal matter at Johor. This video was taken at Taipei.

If you like this song, please go to meatspin.com [not safe for work]

Video credit goes to Raymond.

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This is one of the most clever advertising I’ve seen on YouTube.

I don’t usually share video clips on my blog, but this is exceptional—good shit must share.

What is this video about?

Story between a hunter and a bear.. and it’s also an advertisement.

Click here

You will love me for sharing this video, trust me :D

Spoiler alert: Type in these actions (you’ll know what this means after you watch the video) So far, I’ve found:

  1. loves
  2. shoot
  3. plays
  4. kill
  5. jump
  6. chill
  7. football
  8. drinks
  9. laugh
  10. shout
  11. farts
  12. ram
  13. wrestle
  14. pull
  15. dance
  16. marry
  17. fuck (yea you must have typed this earlier)
  18. erases
  19. rides
  20. shakes
  21. rap
  22. feeds
  23. tickles
  24. eat
  25. acts
  26. pisses
  27. fish
  28. kicks
  29. calls
  30. michael jackson
  31. cleans
  32. strikes
  33. hurts
  34. weed
  35. moon
  36. nothing
  37. paints
  38. guitar

I found all these from the comments, let me know if I miss out anything so I can add more to the list.

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I went to Kundasang with my mates.

The plan started with total of 8 of us. At the day before departure, only 4 of us can make it—Sha, Suk Ching, Raymond and me.

Rain poured heavily on departure day, but Raymond insist we must go. It’s now or never.

I took my father’s car and vrooooooooooooom, to Kundasang for the first time.

I also made sure the tank is full, it’s not funny to get lost in middle of Sabah.

There are Orang Utan every where and I scare they will eat us.

Did some study on Google Map on the day before departure. Took a photo too, just in case ^^;

I don’t want to end up at Sarawak.

When I become billionaire, I want to make a straight highway to Kundasang. Why? The total journey is around 60km from Kota Kinabalu, but due to the geographical factor, it takes 110km to arrive.

But that is unlikely to happen. I rather build a bridge to connect East and West Malaysia.

The weather makes the driving difficult, I wonder how my dad drove to inner Sabah 20 years ago when there’s no road yet (my dad is a land surveyor, Chinese says “量地官”, but is a real one)

I couldn’t drive fast with such weather and slippery road. On top of that, the girls shout when I overtake a lorry. every. single. time.

“Let me teach you one thing—if you are scare, close your eyes.” I told them.

“I close mine too” I added.

Few kilometers before arriving Kundasang, there are shop lots that sell tourist merchandise, gwai lou love these place. Perfect location to buy souvenirs. If you are coming over to Sabah for a visit, stop by here and grab a few items.

Make the locals rich.

This was my first time driving my dad’s car.

Damn, I want one too!! I want to hit a kerbau and see who win.

After another hour of sesat jalan…

We finally arrived at destination

Celyn Resort Kinabalu :) Photo taken at dawn.

Despite sesat jalan for one hour (or more), we finally reached our destination.

The locals lead us to a small and muddy route that doesn’t seem accessible by car.

At the end of the road.. there’s a hidden paradise :)

The view from our room. Mesmerizing, isn’t it?

If got girlfriend here can hug, wahhh damn nice /fantasy

One double bed room cost RM168 per night.

I had great sex.. I shared the same room with Raymond.

Bleh..

We bought snacks enough to last one whole week.

… and that haven’t includes the beers, soft drinks, mineral water and cordial.

Our water bottles and snacks inflated due to the difference in altitude pressure. I wonder if our lungs and brain expands like that too?

What about our reproductive organs? Hmm… food for thought.

Tiger Beer sponsored our trip too. Keeps me happy whole night.

We make good use of every utensils in Celyn resort.. we use a hot kettle to cook sausages, and also Indo-Mee!!

Don’t be surprise when you taste hot-dog in your coffee next time. You’re damn unlucky.. hahahahaha.

We wanted to cook Maggie with kettle, but on second thought, the damage done are irreversible.

VIDEO!!!

What’s in this video:

  • Sha iz Bing, Suk Ching iz Raymond
  • Dancing robot
  • Crawling in my skin
  • Magical cupboard

Only 52 seconds, all credit goes to Raymond.

After bored staying in room, we decide to go out for more photos.

As expected, it was cold.

However, to make it even worse, we felt that it’s not only us who are taking photos…

Did I tell you why we pick this resort?

………. ghosts. Two of them.

…. I am not supposed to share what freaky incident happened that night.

So scary.. until all of us cannot sleep.

You know what’s so scary? Sha’s face was bitten by 7 mosquitoes. Her face become pumpkin, that’s why it’s so scary hahahahhhaa. (Sorry Sha!)

Their favourite photo of the night…

My favourite photo of the night.

/squeeze

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(press play and you won’t stop – trust me)

I’ve Got a Feeling…
Like last night wasn’t such a good night
Cause my head really doesn’t feel right
And god dammit, the sun is too, too bright

My leg is bleeding…
And my clothes smell like they might ignite
And I guess at some point I stole a kite
And my girlfriend and I had a huge, huge fight

My brains on fire
Drank way too much
Swallow an Advil
Then throw it up
Can’t find my cell phone
Oh. There it is
It’s in the toaster
12 messages

I know you ignored my calls
Cause you made out with Karen
Don’t lie, Rachel saw
I hate you, don’t call me, you sad sack of shit
By the way, to get even I showed Mike my tits

Shit. shit. shit. shit.

So that was bad
I messed up
But Karen Patrick, damn that girls… Hot!
This must be her
Well done monsieur
Oh Karen Blatt?
I’m gonna throw up again

I’ve got a feeling…
That today’s gonna be a long day
God, I wish Mickey D’s had a buffet
And I increasingly think I broke my leg

Cause I can’t feel it…
And I vaguely remember a slight fray
Holy crap, it’s my mom. What do I say?
Cause I can’t let her take my car away

Last night was fun (DRINK!)
I studied hard (DON’T BE A BITCH!)
I wrote an essay (COLLEGE!)
About the Bard (Shakespeare’s gay)
Went to bed early (BEER RUN!)
I’m eating right (This is so good)
Another call, Mom.
I love you… Too!

Hey pumpkin bear (Sup?)
I messed up I drank tequila (What the hell?)
It fucked me… up
I love you Gina (Karen Blatt?)
I made mistakes (Woo!)
Wait, I did what?
Now I remember again…

I caught Mike, threw a punch
Thought that he dropped-drop-drop-drop
He got up, grabbed a bat
Too drunk to block-block-block-block
Hit my leg, really hard
Blacked out from shock-shock-shock
Woke up here, so now I know
Let’s start from the top

I’ve got a feeling…
That last night was a freaking great night
That I got in a really sweet fight
And above all I now own an awesome kite

Credits to Shannon for transcribing the lyrics

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