Full of Shit

I bought Honda Civic VTi two weeks ago… nah just kidding. Could not afford that yet anyway..

What brings you over to my blog? You either drop by by random visits, google, from other blogs, or you are already a frequent reader of my site. As you all know, I am good at bullshit. I write about anything I want, some of them are probably not true. Did you know, I have a diploma in ‘full of shit studies’?

However, today I will tell you something about shit. Yes. You read it correctly, SHIT.

S.H.I.T.

I am always full of shit (literally). That’s why, today I will show you the true form of “Full of Shit”.

Behold.

Incredible or what?

FULL OF SHIT!! I am not bluffing right? told ya

Why is your car full of shit?
I parked my car under a tree for ONLY A NIGHT. Next day.. my car kena shit in nine different spots. That’s total 12 drops of shit. Bukan main-main I tell you. Most birds are highly adapted for rapid digestion to aid with flight (Attenborough, 1998).

Why ba.. so many trees and cars around. Why pick my car?

Oh tell you another funny story, Chuan kena two bird shits that day. “Wa diao, the bird shit on my shoulder and head lehh, so HOT man!! pukimak!!”

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Ref: Attenborough, David (1998). The Life of Birds. Princeton: Princeton University Press.

PS: all photos in this entry taken with N95