Okay. Here comes part two.
31st January
- Breakfast with Judy, Lydia, Egg and Boon
- Grocery shopping with Judy
- Brainwashed a friend to join WoW (World of Warcraft) Wohooo!!
- Send Boon to airport

Egg and Boon are taking a pee. Sperm go disturb. Sperm got wet.

Insider joke
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAwxC2kl3o]
Stupid Sperm
- Dinner with Dad
- Open house at a relative’s
- Skipped Egg‘s invitation to 锅贴
- Open house at Larry Teo, play blackjack and won RM10 in first round. Then I quit.
- Partied at The Bed

Left to right: Fishball, Bing, Sperm, Anita, Forgot (oh gui)

Sperm was looking at girls at dance floor.


I love this photo very much
- Partied at BarSu

I met new friends! Left to right: Jess, Lydia and Joaan. Lydia was my ex ex ex ex-girlfriend.
- Continue party at Legend pub at 2am


Left: My ex classmates Right: My cousin
- Supper at Salim

Two of my most respected friends. Quah and YSLo
- Sperm sent me home. Went home sober. What an achievement
1st February
- Body feel like falling apart, too tired
- 3pm go Cyber play WoW and Facebook with LoXiang
- Yam cha at OldTown cafe
- Fetch mum at airport, met Desiree and another ex-girlfriend
- Dinner with mum at 大排档
- Skipped movie with Susu and Rachel
- Yam cha with Sha and LoXiang. We love dogs
- The ex-girlfriend joined
- Home at 11:30pm, mum shocked
- …. I met 3 ex-girlfriends in two days. Piao lang hon oh, lin si (飙冷汗哦,邻私)
2nd February
- Breakfast with mum. Mum ask me to add Christian name into birth certificate and MyCard.
- Bought socks at Centre Point
- Sent grandmum to bus station (she stays far away). I bought wrong ticket
- Sperm fetch me go City Mall muk foh. We were very disappointed
- Paid house rent at Starbucks. Sperm spent me a ‘wet’ coffee
- We ordered bread like we never had bread our whole life..

- Went Lim Sze Sze’s (044) open house

Sze, we met 11 years ago! Walau.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N95OWuO0lkc]
Gay Drummer
- Yam cha at 甜品屋

We told Sze Sze we were gay. Sze Sze really believed. wtf hahahahaha. Hold on, we really do look like one -_-
- Sze Sze promised to organise a 联谊会 for both of us. We are desperate for girls
- Listened to Limp Bizkit with Sperm in car, blast speaker gao gao. Fun
- Yam cha at Salim with Sperm and Quah. Topic: Work experience
3rd February
- Alone yam cha at Secret recipe. Tried to play Facebook with N95
- Bought badminton racket, squash racket, grips, squash balls total RM500
- Dinner at relative house
- Sze Sze called, our 联谊会 CONFIRMED!!
- 8.30pm class gathering



- Gather til 1am. Fetch Judy go Legend join another group of friend
- 3am go Up2U yam cha
- Hauzai taught me how to “哈亚庇,溜货私”
4th February
- Ate Burger King
- Yam cha at Coffee Bean. Met Susu and Rachel. We chat and talk until Jenny arrived – my nose bled
- Rush home fix gate
- Sperm come over. We go Damai muk foh again
- Sperm met Jenny. Jenny met Sperm
- Yam cha at YoYo (used to be perfect spot to see girls, but not anymore). Met whole bunch of friends
- Met Ah Hock at car park. We go back our high school to muk foh again. All looked so young wtf. We feel old. Seriously
- Our 联谊会 is today! We went K-box



They are hot right? I am so lucky, I know! hahahahaha. Okay, I am selling their Facebook contacts and contact number. AUD$20 per person. Total AUD$50 if you buy whole package. I accept cash, cheque and Money Order. I have no choice. Financial Crisis.
- Sha is too adorable. Sperm wants her o.O
- Kok Ye shy..
- Yuan Chin and Raymond took great photos
5th February
- Breakfast at Tg.Aru 猪杂面
- Send mum to work
- City Mall. Cyber. Alone.
- Sperm come City Mall finds me. We go muk foh again. We found Shoey, Stella, Irene.
- City Mall still lacks of foh zai. Hai.
- Dinner at Sperm‘s house. Meet the parents. Four years no see. Sperm‘s mum is my K-mum.
- Played Wii

- Yam cha at Upperstar. Met some new friends and old friends. Got gwai lou some more

- Discuss a birthday plan for Jenny
- Played Pool until 1:30am
6th February
- Sperm dragged me out for breakfast early in morning. Shit.
- Went Karamunsing to look for Boon‘s phonebooth girl (refer 31st Jan)
- Tuned karaoke settings at home
- Removed old stuffs from home
- My dear sister came back from KL
- My neighbor’s dog dead in front of gate. 10 years old already
- Stayed home 养神 for the rest of the day. All appointments cancelled
- Mum so happy, she finally sees me quietly stay at home. I say “妈,我长大了。以后也不出夜街了”
- I got extra pocket money

