How I spent my 2009 Chinese New Year holiday (2/2)

Okay. Here comes part two.

31st January

  • Breakfast with Judy, Lydia, Egg and Boon
  • Grocery shopping with Judy
  • Brainwashed a friend to join WoW (World of Warcraft) Wohooo!!
  • Send Boon to airport

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Egg and Boon are taking a pee. Sperm go disturb. Sperm got wet.

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Insider joke

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAwxC2kl3o]

Stupid Sperm

  • Dinner with Dad
  • Open house at a relative’s
  • Skipped Egg‘s invitation to 锅贴
  • Open house at Larry Teo, play blackjack and won RM10 in first round. Then I quit.
  • Partied at The Bed

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Left to right: Fishball, Bing, Sperm, Anita, Forgot (oh gui)

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Sperm was looking at girls at dance floor.

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I love this photo very much

  • Partied at BarSu

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I met new friends! Left to right: Jess, Lydia and Joaan. Lydia was my ex ex ex ex-girlfriend.

  • Continue party at Legend pub at 2am

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Left: My ex classmates  Right: My cousin

  • Supper at Salim

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Two of my most respected friends. Quah and YSLo :)

  • Sperm sent me home. Went home sober. What an achievement

1st February

  • Body feel like falling apart, too tired
  • 3pm go Cyber play WoW and Facebook with LoXiang
  • Yam cha at OldTown cafe
  • Fetch mum at airport, met Desiree and another ex-girlfriend
  • Dinner with mum at 大排档
  • Skipped movie with Susu and Rachel
  • Yam cha with Sha and LoXiang. We love dogs
  • The ex-girlfriend joined
  • Home at 11:30pm, mum shocked
  • …. I met 3 ex-girlfriends in two days. Piao lang hon oh, lin si (飙冷汗哦,邻私)

2nd February

  • Breakfast with mum. Mum ask me to add Christian name into birth certificate and MyCard.
  • Bought socks at Centre Point
  • Sent grandmum to bus station (she stays far away). I bought wrong ticket
  • Sperm fetch me go City Mall muk foh. We were very disappointed
  • Paid house rent at Starbucks. Sperm spent me a ‘wet’ coffee
  • We ordered bread like we never had bread our whole life..

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  • Went Lim Sze Sze’s (044) open house

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Sze, we met 11 years ago! Walau.

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N95OWuO0lkc]

Gay Drummer

  • Yam cha at 甜品屋

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We told Sze Sze we were gay. Sze Sze really believed. wtf hahahahaha. Hold on, we really do look like one -_-

  • Sze Sze promised to organise a 联谊会 for both of us. We are desperate for girls
  • Listened to Limp Bizkit with Sperm in car, blast speaker gao gao. Fun
  • Yam cha at Salim with Sperm and Quah. Topic: Work experience

3rd February

  • Alone yam cha at Secret recipe. Tried to play Facebook with N95
  • Bought badminton racket, squash racket, grips, squash balls total RM500
  • Dinner at relative house
  • Sze Sze called, our 联谊会 CONFIRMED!!
  • 8.30pm class gathering

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  • Gather til 1am. Fetch Judy go Legend join another group of friend
  • 3am go Up2U yam cha
  • Hauzai taught me how to “哈亚庇,溜货私

4th February

  • Ate Burger King
  • Yam cha at Coffee Bean. Met Susu and Rachel. We chat and talk until Jenny arrived – my nose bled
  • Rush home fix gate
  • Sperm come over. We go Damai muk foh again
  • Sperm met Jenny. Jenny met Sperm
  • Yam cha at YoYo (used to be perfect spot to see girls, but not anymore). Met whole bunch of friends
  • Met Ah Hock at car park. We go back our high school to muk foh again. All looked so young wtf. We feel old. Seriously
  • Our 联谊会 is today! We went K-box

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They are hot right? I am so lucky, I know! hahahahaha. Okay, I am selling their Facebook contacts and contact number. AUD$20 per person. Total AUD$50 if you buy whole package. I accept cash, cheque and Money Order. I have no choice. Financial Crisis.

  • Sha is too adorable. Sperm wants her o.O
  • Kok Ye shy..
  • Yuan Chin and Raymond took great photos

5th February

  • Breakfast at Tg.Aru 猪杂面
  • Send mum to work
  • City Mall. Cyber. Alone.
  • Sperm come City Mall finds me. We go muk foh again. We found Shoey, Stella, Irene.
  • City Mall still lacks of foh zai. Hai.
  • Dinner at Sperm‘s house. Meet the parents. Four years no see. Sperm‘s mum is my K-mum.
  • Played Wii

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  • Yam cha at Upperstar. Met some new friends and old friends. Got gwai lou some more

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  • Discuss a birthday plan for Jenny
  • Played Pool until 1:30am

6th February

  • Sperm dragged me out for breakfast early in morning. Shit.
  • Went Karamunsing to look for Boon‘s phonebooth girl (refer 31st Jan)
  • Tuned karaoke settings at home
  • Removed old stuffs from home
  • My dear sister came back from KL
  • My neighbor’s dog dead in front of gate. 10 years old already
  • Stayed home 养神 for the rest of the day. All appointments cancelled
  • Mum so happy, she finally sees me quietly stay at home. I say “妈,我长大了。以后也不出夜街了”
  • I got extra pocket money
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