March 2009

I brought back a set of rummy set from Malaysia.

In only a short few weeks, I became the most famous person among my friends. No, it’s not because of the rummy set. It’s because I am handsome. Hahahhaha ok bullshit. Sorry sorry. The statement is a fact. But, there is another reason: I became famous because..

I cook the the best chicken wing in Brisbane. My deep fried chicken wings are-so-damn-succulent and tender. You can’t believe you’re biting a chicken wing until someone slap you and tell you it’s a CHICKEN WING! You know what I mean? And bad news is, it’s already patented.

Once you had it, you will come back for more. The recipe for marinate is currently my deepest and darkest secret. Not even my mum know a bit of it.

Behold! I name this.. Final Fantasy Chicken Wing

The ultimate machine for the right job! My deep fryer! My birthday present from last year! Muahahahaha.

*ahem* Ok ok I stop being crazy la hahaha. You see, you will become abit sot-sot if you fried over 3.5kg of chicken wings in a day, especially everyone is coming back for more

The truth is, I invited a few friends over during the weekend. We had some chicken wings, a few games of rummy and some wine. I expected that we enjoy the weekend by eating a few wings, a few sips of white wine and a few games of rummy.. these are the best when there are a few close companions. Manatau…

Everyone was focusing on the new rummy. That includes me also la *shy* I was not expecting the night to be turn out that way. It’s totally different from what I’ve planned! My Final Fantasy chicken supposed to be the main hero!! Everyone suppose to be surrounding my ultimate frying machine instead of the mahjong table! Grrr.. and you know what? Everyone was damn serious during the game (need to think with brain; hence the FOCUS face). If you talk to them, they fly kick you.

Juin gone a bit crazy with the chicken wings.. he acted abit silly during the game. Chester (his house mate) was concerned.. luckily no permanent brain damage after the game. He is a normal guy now. Hahaha.

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We were so “dulan” from visiting Brisbane’s No.1 Fish Market (previous entry). We decided to check out the port beside fish market. There was a big cruise ship beside the port. Chris keep saying that there was a ten-floor cruise ship on the dock last week when he came here with his girlfriend. He repeated many times and we were like “ok ok ok enough boss. we get it” hahahaha.

Beside the main port, there are some shops and restaurants. We explored abit. Then decided to fill our stomach before our next lanjiao mission™.

We walked into a seafood restaurants. Jerry saw some frozen seafood, and particularly interested in a pie that looks like woman’s breast.

We decided to have a seat and get some food. We scanned the area.. omgwtfbbq, not even a single chick! only go WOMAN and GRANNIES around. What are they doing here? And there’s a group of tourists who sit outside the area to use free wi-fi. What a pathetic mission. No CHICKS!

With no chicks around, we don’t have to act cool. So, we started doing stoopid things.

I just watched the movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. A movie about a person born old, and die young. He (Benjamin Button) has reverse sequence of biology clock, whatever that means. I don’t understand what am I typing but anyway *ahem. I like that scene he looked damn cool with his bike. Why is he so cool ah? Damn. I want to be like him.

All of us wear Fossil watches. Fossils FTW! I want to collect more Fossil watches when I have income. I’ll stick with my one and only watch for the time being. I wonder when my watch will get the first scratch.. *choi, touchwood*

Our seafood arrives. We were discussing where to go. Just realised that our mission is not completed yet, cause we have not seen any chicks yet. Whoa, we are super desperate man!! Hunger for pretty girls!!

We need more testosterone. We need oysters. Negaraku..

Chris came up with another idea again. “Hey Bing, remember the restaurant I told you last time? They serve good fish meals. Plus, the waitress there are Taiwanese. Hawt chicks man!!”

We looked at each other. Smile.

Next few mins, we are there already. The restaurant is called 7-8 (去吧). Look at Chris’s face… you know I know la..

The restaurant serves Japanese and Italy cuisine. The waitress.. ahem, really kawaiinehhh. Negaraku.. Hahahha. When there are girls around. You know la, all of us suddenly become damn cool. We talk to each other steadily, nod head and little smile. We sit with our back straight.

We became F4.

But there were five of us! So how?

We excluded him in our F4 team. Just because he ordered Pink Pon Pon (拼卜卜). Hahahahha.

This is my first meal in 7-8. And by saying that, I’ve been to 7-8 for four times already (three times last week). I’ll blog more about those later.

Well, in the end of the day. We were all happy. Good meals. Good friends. Good trip. Great chicks. All-hail lanjiao mission™.

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“Let’s find something to do in morning. Don’t want to stay at home and waste time. I still have one more week before my uni starts” – Chris

Coincidentally, Jerry suggested the same on same day too. He wanted to pay a visit to fish market around Brisbane. Hoping to get some fresh salmon or oysters. To me, that sounds like a good plan. I called up Chris. And we decided to go to a fish market at Hamilton in early morning, the next day.

Chester drove us there. We started lanjiao mission™.

Define:

(n.) lanjiao mission™

The lanjiao (plural lanjiaos) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms.The lanjiao is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

Mission: task, assignment; delegation; errand

1) an important assignment, typically involving travelling abroad with purpose.
2) a group of people sent on a mission to search for pretty girls.
3) the mission members are only consists of lanjiao. no girls allowed.
4) unless pick up during mission

I have to make up this definition and put a trademark on it. I have been in these missions for many many many times. It’s about time to give a proper name to such missions. What you guys think about it? Haha anyway. We reach there around 10am.

The fish market entrance are pretty grand. With all the photos on the wall.. like it’s showcasing the historic background of the fish market.

We stood there for awhile. Look at photos with the fisherman holding up their fish as if it’s their proudest moment. And behind that automatic glass door. I was expecting to look at how grand is the fish market. Seeing that so many great photos on the main entrance.

Ei? Am I in the wrong place? Or is this only a small section of the big fish market? Where are the fresh salmons? Where are the cheap oysters? WHERE?

Seems like this fish market is no bigger than my own common room. /pfft. We were so disappointed. Whole “market” only got two salmon for sale.

My expression means “WHAT THE FUCK?”

Wah. Self proclaimed “Brisbane’s No.1 Seafood”. Probably they should remove the little “.”

BRISBANE’S NO ONE SEAFOOD

Then I can call myself “Brisbane’s No.1 Leng Zai” already..

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