“Let’s find something to do in morning. Don’t want to stay at home and waste time. I still have one more week before my uni starts” – Chris
Coincidentally, Jerry suggested the same on same day too. He wanted to pay a visit to fish market around Brisbane. Hoping to get some fresh salmon or oysters. To me, that sounds like a good plan. I called up Chris. And we decided to go to a fish market at Hamilton in early morning, the next day.

Chester drove us there. We started lanjiao mission™.
Define:
(n.) lanjiao mission™
The lanjiao (plural lanjiaos) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms.The lanjiao is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
Mission: task, assignment; delegation; errand
1) an important assignment, typically involving travelling abroad with purpose.
2) a group of people sent on a mission to search for pretty girls.
3) the mission members are only consists of lanjiao. no girls allowed.
4) unless pick up during mission
I have to make up this definition and put a trademark on it. I have been in these missions for many many many times. It’s about time to give a proper name to such missions. What you guys think about it? Haha anyway. We reach there around 10am.

The fish market entrance are pretty grand. With all the photos on the wall.. like it’s showcasing the historic background of the fish market.

We stood there for awhile. Look at photos with the fisherman holding up their fish as if it’s their proudest moment. And behind that automatic glass door. I was expecting to look at how grand is the fish market. Seeing that so many great photos on the main entrance.

Ei? Am I in the wrong place? Or is this only a small section of the big fish market? Where are the fresh salmons? Where are the cheap oysters? WHERE?
Seems like this fish market is no bigger than my own common room. /pfft. We were so disappointed. Whole “market” only got two salmon for sale.

My expression means “WHAT THE FUCK?”

Wah. Self proclaimed “Brisbane’s No.1 Seafood”. Probably they should remove the little “.”
BRISBANE’S NO ONE SEAFOOD
Then I can call myself “Brisbane’s No.1 Leng Zai” already..
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