Ah Bing

Let me tell you a story

Sorry for the lack of updates, people. I am back! Finally, after all these suffering weeks, my internet is back.

Let me tell you story.

When I got disconnected one month ago, it was very frustating. I could not write blog to entertain my readers, could not sign in facebook to check out hot chick, could not play online game. I have big plans for whole holiday you know! The plan was to play game everyday until I lost weight *hah! beat that*

Nothing was according to plan. I was freaking bored. After wasting few hours at home, I decided to step out of my house. Oh by the way, I had many attempts to reconnect my internet connection, but to no avail. I shall blog about that soon. I got so frustrated calling customer service everyday, worsen when they are all stupid.

First thing to do when I step out from house? Go friend’s house laa what to do. Either go to Khai’s house or Chris house. Do what? I have no idea at all man. Luckily Anna left her car here, I could drive around and find food and entertainment. Oh by the way, my house mate went to Melbourne.. so I am pretty much alone. I walk around my home naked all the times.

I needed to keep my blog updated. So I edit my photos, then wrote around 15 blog entries in a day. That is my record. In case you all don’t know, there’s a function called “Schedule” posting. I can publish blog entry at anytime and any day.

Play guitar few hours a day. Tried to memorise the songs and tabs. I even attempt to write songs. Hmmm don’t ask where are my songs. Failed miserably.

My boredom got to a certain point that I decided to drop by to friends’ house - one by one. One of them is Jimmy.

Jimmy: “Eh your internet not up yet?”
Bing: “Still down la.. long story, I blog about it later”
Jimmy: “Bring your desktop over my place online, then play game together la”
Bing: “Boss I am using desktop. Mafan oh”
Jimmy: “What about Chuan’s laptop?”
Bing: “(shout) What I never thought of that?!”

Don’t care three seven twenty one. I drove home and borrowed Chuan’s laptop to Chris place to online. Play online game first laaaaa don’t care so much already.

Why I never thought of that ha? If I cannot online at my house, I can still bring laptop to friend’s house online. OH MY GOD SO STUPID CAN.

So, I was alive for few days… until Chuan came back and laptop have to be returned. As well as the car. Back to square one.

Now I don’t have car to drive, still don’t have direct access to internet. What can I do? Hmmm…

Write bullshit.

Lots of it.

At my blog.

Okla I have decided. This blog entry won’t have any ending.. cause I lazy to write joh.

What you read is only a story.. it only reflects 10% of my exciting holiday. Hehehehe.

This entry should cover more of my holiday. But my laziness took over me.. so I decided to end this entry abruptly (as usual lah).

Laziness rules!! hahahahaha!

I bought Age of Conan

I bought a book, AUD$89.95

Well, something that look like a book. I got it from EBgames.

When I open it, I found 2 DVD and a manual book.

“OMG, IT’S A GAME!!” I shouted in anger.

…. I have no choice, but to install it.

Found out to be a MMORPG (like WoW and Perfect World)

and awesome graphic.

Since my internet is down, I am unable to “read” this book. Diu loh. I only read until “level12″, while other friends already reach “level18″.

If you guys still don’t know what am I talking. This is actually a game, not a book

……… and I can’t play cause internet down.

Get it?

Man… it’s sure fun to play with 22″ screen MUAHAHAHAHA *balls still enlarging*

How can I impress you?

Khai and Shin Wei drop by for a visit few days ago. I invited them come over to be my audience. I need to train to be calm when I play guitar in front of people. Gan jeong one I tell you when everyone looking at me playing the guitar.

I want to do this in front of girl(s), and impress her(THEM).

… but leh, we end up doing other things. No one really paid any serious attention towards my performance cause I suck hahahahahaa.

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Bing is Audiophile?

When I was tidying my cupboard, I just realised I have 4 pairs of headphones. Another pair of in-ear earphone (not shown in photo). I dislike listening to low quality music/sound. Does that mean I am an audiophile? (Audiophile: noun a hi-fi enthusiast.高级音响爱好者 )

And the best thing that happen to me is.. THE hair won’t get messy. They are meant to be together, a perfect match!! Sugoinehh!!!!

I think I will keep this hairstyle until 2009. Too yeng already man. I can’t stop loving myself everyday hahahahaaha. (and balls getting bigger than Boon’s)

Gotta go out dinner again. Fuah, this holiday damn busy man. I don’t even have time to sit at home and play game. How ridiculous.

But, it’s all good

Spliting is good

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I think I can fly now, yes I am flying

平安符

Have you watched Kung Fu Panda yet?

“女人 - 有又烦，没有又烦”

sounds familiar?

EDIT#1: “漂亮的女人不下厨, 下厨的女人不温柔, 温柔的女人没主见, 有主见的没女人味, 有女人味的乱花钱, 不乱花钱的不时尚, 时尚的不放心, 放心的看不上眼 (Just for a laughter)” (xyxy, 2008)

EDIT#2: this doesn’t sound familiar. I am not that level yet. Well 蛋.

About Me

Hi, I am ahbing.  And I am for sale.

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How haircut can transform you

*this bastard is not me. I am good looking*

I had my previous haircut 2 months ago. That was the most dissatisfying haircut I had.

I paid AUD$40.00, hoping to have hair like Beckham or Brad Pitt. Manatau.. that 菜鸟 finished cutting my hair in less than 3 minutes.

THREE fucking minutes.

I swear to you, I am not even done reading a paragraph of the magazine.

Having recovered from fiasco, I have huge expectation from the next hair cut. The hair saloon…

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Chin up bar

I installed a chin up bar on my door. I say to myself..

“This year, I want to be able to do chin ups at least 10 times… single handed”

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The Absolute Threshold

I saw this ad at King George Street bus station. This ad has successfully achieved ‘the absolute threshold’, which is a term used to refer to the minimum amount of stimulation that can be detected on a given sensory channel. This term is widely used in marketing field. (Exam near ba, can’t help it. All these things are in my mind.)

You learn something from ahbing.com everytime you drop by

Please continue to read more if you’re interested with “The Absolute Threshold”. I would be happy to share my knowledge with you.

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