Ah Bing

Full of Shit

I bought Honda Civic VTi two weeks ago… nah just kidding. Could not afford that yet anyway..

What brings you over to my blog? You either drop by by random visits, google, from other blogs, or you are already a frequent reader of my site. As you all know, I am good at bullshit. I write about anything I want, some of them are probably not true. Did you know, I have a diploma in ‘full of shit studies’?

However, today I will tell you something about shit. Yes. You read it correctly, SHIT.

S.H.I.T.

I am always full of shit (literally). That’s why, today I will show you the true form of “Full of Shit”.

Behold.

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This time really puk kai la

My electricity bill for 3 months. I start eat paper again.

400g T-Bone - So darn big you can’t see the bloody plate

That’s right man. It’s that darn big.

And it’s half price, because I am good lookin’, according to the restaurant owner. Hehehhe. Last Saturday, I was invited by Chris to have a mega meal before sit for first exam paper. Oh hell yeah!! why not? I wanted to eat like a carnivore since my last visit - Spring Hill Hotel @ Brisbane.

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Initial-ed Dy..

Sunday night, Chuan called me at 10.30pm

“Bing, come to Jephson Street. Bring your camera along.”

“Aiya..” I sigh.

“I want to go toilet man.. can give me 5 minutes more ka?” I added.

“Come now la, Anna’s car was Initial-ed D”. (I made this up)

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Yay! Dominos pizza! Extra Meat! Extra Cheese!

Me and housemate (Chuan) suddenly feel ass itchy (屁股痒), want to eat pizza. Probably too many healthy food lately, decided to eat something that can make our lifespan shorter (besides the alcohol, the oily food, the instant noodle, the second hand smoke, the burn night-oil habit, and stressful work). We decided to order a piece of pizza for ourselves. Extra meat extra cheese!

We don’t want to kill ourselves slowly, so we invited Chris and Khai over to suicide together. Chris (Sarawakian Samseng) is already half dead because of his university thesis, and Khai is rushing his assessment deadline, or else his group mate will chok him to death.

Let’s die together.

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Ah bing is on Google Map

So many things to blog. But haven’t got the time to sit in front of computer and edit photos. I have time, but I have lazy ass too. So many occations, but I rarely pull out my camera to take photos anymore. Mainly because I am lazy. Too many cameras around, why should I use my camera right?

I got so many new comics at home, so I spend pretty much most of my time on reading books. Sounds so hardworking. Haha. I blog about the comics later on la. Right now, I wanna show off a bit first - I am ‘featured’ in google map

I teach you how to find Ah Bing in google map. The pictures below are pretty much self-explanatory.

Continue to read more instructions

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A painful experience

This short clip was taken 10 days ago at Annie’s swimming pool. I swim about 2-3 times everyweek. If you are interested to join our session, please make appointment with me. I’ll find some time to swim with you. (uisehh.. like everyone beg to swim with me hahha).

The clip was taken by Khai.. I didn’t even realise he was holding my phone camera to be honest. I have to admit that, this is a really cool clip. Probably one of my coolest clip in 2008 (besides Elmo Dance). HEhehehe.

(Ok while the video is still loading, let me explain a bit about the situation)

Chester, Juin, me.. we were diving (or jumping) around the pool. Which is prohibited, but who cares la we are uncivilised one anyway. Hahaha. We were trying to be jackass- we fall into pool and slap ourselves with water (you get what I mean? piak piak on water woh.) Okay if you don’t understand, imagine yourself falling into water with flat body, and let the water “slap” on you. Get it? My both explaination are pretty much the same hahaha.

If you don’t understand, aiyah go watch the video. Don’t forget to leave comments you bastards

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Something to play in dark condition

Dance party in my very own room. Duk zik duk zik!

More photos, enjoy

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