Ah Bing

Melissa goes bwak bwak bwak hahahah

Wasehsehseh… I damn like this photo haha. Looks like some sort of super pimp daddy man. To those who are getting marry soon. Please, cancel it, or postpone it. You will miss such damn good single life like mine. Don’t worry about no one want you in future. As long as you have balls of steels, you’re be alright.

These photos were taken around… er… almost 2 months ago I guess. I korek my photo album to see what else can I blog about. I have many things to blog, but all of it need a lot effort to write. (lazy bah). So.. now use old photos to cure ur ahbing.com itchyness

Look at Ahbing. Fuyoh! Damn round la the face.. exactly like my tummy. Hahaha. I know, I am not suppose to talk about weights or how I look, because I am male! No such thing loh… I am becoming more metrosexual. I start to shave my janggut everyday, gel my hair, apply 4 layers of creams after my shower.. erm the list go on lah. Sei or not?

Oh by the way this photo I am still 102kg. Even tsunami can’t flush me away.

(From the left: Shannon - Jamie - Annie - Eric)

ERIC? hahahaha… I only know he got such name last time I met him. I asked him why he never told me about this name. He reply “just like you didn’t let us know you’re Daniel” o.O don’t compare bah. I have balls of steel. Different story okay.

Oh we took this photo at taufu fa shop. This shop is not only famous for their super soft taufu fa, but also their customers. Why CUSTOMERS? most of the customers are leng lui.. leng lui scare fat mah… gam fei loh.. come eat fatless taufu fa.. understand ma? 70% leng lui, 30% ham sap lou (e.g. Chuan and Bing)

P/S: gugu = 咕咕叫，咕咕叫，咕咕在叫~ understand?

(From left to right: Charlene - Jensen - Melissa - Cassie)

Cassie is snake. Melissa is duck. Jensen is.. goofy. I simply tag only. Don’t ask why. Hahaha. Oh Charlene is mouse. Everyone sound different after eating taufu fa.

(From Big to small: Bing and Chuan)

We were sitting at kedudukan yang tidak strategik. Why? All the customers were behind us - and we don’t have eyes behind our head. Isk. Geramnya! I have to purposely take camera to the table behind me and say

“美丽的小姐，可以麻烦你帮我。。。。。们拍照吗？”

But I tell you guys ar.. there’s one chiu kap mou dek chick sitting beside our table. FUAHHHHHH damn SOK MAN. I am sure she is model!! Leah Dizon type!!! Chuan eye keep swiping left and right.. cannot concentrate on our table at all. You can imagine how attractive she is?

I got curi curi take video of her.. who want? MSN me. fai dit. I only send 10 copies

edit: 4 videos sent. 6 more to go, any takers?

edit#2 : Here’s a sneak peak of the leng lui

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