Ah Bing

We love James, we love ice cream, we love bird shit.

Brisbane is damn hot. After our big feast at Spring Hill Hotel, we head to orang kaya’s area to eat orang kaya’s ice-cream, and enjoy orang kaya’s aircon. I am poor kid, so I can only see them eat.

PeiShan doesn’t want to share ice-cream with me, neither do Sansan. Janice wanted to share ice-cream with me, but I shy because she’s Chris’s woman. I don’t touch friend’s woman.. or mum.

Sansan went back Kota Kinabalu for her summer holiday already. Syok la her!! Can go Damai yamcha. I stay back for summer to burn off my fats, in order to become char siew. Chris stayed back to company his woman.

Wait.

SHIIITTT he got girlfriend to hang around!! Where is my girlfriend ha?

HELLLO, please appear in front of me. I need a girlfriend to celebrate hot X’mas here!! How to celebrate X’mas without girlfriend oh!!

This is my number, please give me a call. 1800-bing-needs-a-hot-girlfriend.

HAhahaaha okokok enough gibberish. Now I am going to show you some weird shit..

See? I am not kidding. It’s really a SHIT.

I wonder, how can a bird shit has a shape like that? The bird shit dropped from sky and hits the window, ain’t it suppose to “flow” down?

Assume this car is in a moving forward motion, and the wind forces blew it back before the shit has time to “flow” down…

AHHHH!! I think I got my answer already. Duh’. Nevermind.

We learn new ’shit’ everyday.

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