Me and housemate (Chuan) suddenly feel ass itchy (屁股痒), want to eat pizza. Probably too many healthy food lately, decided to eat something that can make our lifespan shorter (besides the alcohol, the oily food, the instant noodle, the second hand smoke, the burn night-oil habit, and stressful work). We decided to order a piece of pizza for ourselves. Extra meat extra cheese!
We don’t want to kill ourselves slowly, so we invited Chris and Khai over to suicide together. Chris (Sarawakian Samseng) is already half dead because of his university thesis, and Khai is rushing his assessment deadline, or else his group mate will chok him to death.
Let’s die together.
Teknologi these days are so canggih. We can order pizza online! Whoa, few years ago, I have to ride basikal to the nearest Pizza Hut to order pizza lor. Where got internet order so nice? Online order got ONLINE DEALS some more! Haih, young people these days ar.. live in happiness don’t know happiness.
We ordered the pizza at 5pm, and we scheduled the delivery at 7pm. Surprisingly, they deliver the pizza at 6:59pm! So punctual that is actually scares the shit out of us. Like he purposely stand in front of our door and press the doorbell at the right moment.
Chuan and me started eating pizza first, cannot wait for Chris and Khai liao cause they’re still rushing their assessment. We started off with a slice of melting cheese pizza, together with a ice-cold beer. Whoaaa… haven’t been eating like this for awhile. It’s a damn satisfying meal.
Chris and Khai came later. We had already finished whole pizza *burrrp*. But that’s another story 
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