When I arrived Singapore, my best buddies – Chester and Jerry purposely came all the way from Johor to meet up. It’s been months since we separated at Australia. I am glad that our connection haven’t faded yet, feels like we just met few days ago ^^;
“來, 我們帶你去吃好料” says Jerry. In case you don’t know, both of them are my best buddies during my study at Australia. Chester and Jerry spent few years studying at Singapore before continuing their studies at Australia. The beers we share can probably fill a regular size swimming pool.
“Welcome to our 地頭” they added. Pick a place on the map and we will drive you there. Hey I got myself a reliable driver
Chester drove his VIP car – the window is darkly tinted, I can look like girls from inside car. Like those agents working for government intelligence.. maybe I am thinking too much. Hahaha.

Jerry suggests we have lunch at Boon Tong Kee (文東記). The tofu and chicken are must try. Prices for the food are slightly higher compare to normal but damn the food are really delicious. No wonder the premium price.
The tofu is sooooo soft, put into your mouth and it melts like tofu-fa (豆腐花). Dip the whole piece of tofu into mayo before putting into your mouth. Whoa… heaven.
The steam chicken also got kang tao wan, looks bland and tasteless, but it taste totally opposite. Where there flavour came from, is one of the biggest mystery of century. I feel so dumb cause I don’t know the answer.

Chester on the left and Jerry on the right. We talked about launching a business, entrepreneurship and social science. Why rich uncles love to find young chicks and what have they done when they are young, and become so filthy rich. And how we can make our society a better place to stay.
We came up with conclusion – as long as we get all the chicks, the society is peaceful. Ah, we also talked about golf.. both of them get professional coaching already. I am left behind. I want Neil Strauss (pickup artist) to become my mentor.

Most of you probably don’t know the reason I went to Singapore. I go there to buy shoes.
Yes – I go Singapore to buy shoes.
If you don’t know, I have feet size of king kong. My feet can only fit into shoe size US12 (UK11), sometimes US13, depending on the design of the shoes.
Here at KK, it’s easy to look for shoes. I walk into a shop, ask the shop assistant “hi, sini ada jual kasut saiz 12 kah?”
I can fucking guarantee 99% of them shake head with this expression o.O”

I bought 3 pairs of shoes at Singapore. 2 leisure (white and black) and 1 indoor sports shoes. The photo above is shoe size 13. Suck to be me eh?
When tornado strikes, I’ll be the one standing firmly on the ground, ha!
My mum says “haaaa? you go Singapore only bought 3 pairs?! did you buy selipar? NO??!?!?!” kena shoot gao gao -__-
I am missing Singapore already




they say .. the way to a man's heart is through the stomach. I seduce you with food will work or not? :D
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