I have been clubbing since 17. that’s when I was still underage.
How can I enter the premises when I was still underage? The answer is simple – my dad brought me 
The first time he tried to sneak me in was when I was 14, when my first puberty signs were showing, a.k.a the bulu).
Then how? failed lah of course. We laughed together and went back home. “Your bulu is not thick enough hahaah” my dad said.
I still remember the first drink I had—Tequila Pop, followed by few glasses of beer. Confident rise to roof top and girls looks prettier. I walked like I have 50 inches chest and 6 packs. Confident gao-gao I tell you.
Not only that, my dad also taught me the 5 Commandments in drinking (or rather, night life). I remember every single commandments and practise them until today. I am sharing with you today.
- Do not act like a jerk – You are in control of your emotion, not emotion control you.. If you did something wrong, do not use alcohol as excuses – blame yourself.
- Do not pick fights – You don’t be a tai lin ngong and go start a fight, you’ll never know what card that guy has in hand (literally). If fights happened (related to your friend, or just a brawl fights) avoid at all cost. Run bitch! runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
- Only fight – If your woman was involved in fight (uiyoh, your woman very garang o lin si!), e.g. the guy slapped or punch the girl. You have to be act tough even if you’re balls is like shaking like a peanut. If the guy points a gun at you—you MUST NOT run (but don’t die la for the woman la… unless she’s your mum)
- Calm – remain calm at all time, this shows men’s masculinity and confidence, don’t shout like a girl when shit happens (run away like a women too).
- Drink slow – enjoy the process, this is not competition. You pay alcohol to make yourself miserable, what’s the purpose?
P/S Driving tip from uncle: You can drive fast, but only do it on familiar roads. But the best option is of course drive safe la..)
Me and Entet. Photo taken during 2004.
Now, let’s talk about my mum.
My mum also hang out with my dad all the time (only stopped at recent years, age finally caught up hahaaha). They used to be clubbing couple. My mum taught me a few tricks too, mainly on drinking ethics and what woman like in men (hehe). But the most valuable lesson I learn from her was How To Get Drunk—The cheap way. Here’s how:
- Drink beer with straw
- Sit under fan
Don’t play play, these two tips looks very simple. But I really saved a lot money with this method lo. This method really works.. hahaha. However, I only used this trick few times – real men drink beer with big gulps. Hell yeah
Have you learn anything new today? You have any tips to share with me mah? leave comment.
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Sleeping together like that is dangerous oh bing.
I was young, wild, and free. I wasn’t aware that was a bad act you see… I have innocent mind.
HAHA ! How to get drunk easily ? Swallow the beer and not drink it . Drink fast fast then confirm very fast drunk one . :-p
Swallow the beer and not drink it? You mean, sip sip sip sip sip whole night? I’ll become gila oh like that! cause the beer will get warm easily and lost all the gas.
I thought with parents sure can enter de…?not at all ya…?
Nope, 14 years old cannot masuk.. don’t know why, even I am with dad’s companion. Maybe younger can la… 3-5 years old. Haha. I got bulu liao ba… that’s why.
wah your dad IN gao gao wor!
thanks for the tips, i’m gonna try drinking with straws while in the sauna or jacuzzi or at the back of the 4 wheel drive.
Wah.. you don’t kena stroke oooo!! Beer and sauna don’t mix well together. Drink under fan, with a straw… then hisap gao gao.. that’ll work
Go easy, girl.
i must go out and drink with your parent one day!
Sure sure! but leh, have to let my girlfriend queue up in front of you. If not they’ll question me, why I go kacau other’s wife. Hahahhaa.
Haha~ wow!! cool tips..
US a similar case.. but mine was not sneaking in..
my mum brought me in..
and i was 16. wearing my school T-shirt with my school logo and also jeans and sneaker.
and i managed to get in. which was quite surprise.
we thought otherwise…
haha..
Which pub/club did you go to?
these are all good tips…..thanks..i also atart drinking by age 14.but just bit by bit…now i can control myself not too drunk when come to drink!!!!if drunk and throw up it such a waste.
Exactly! especially you spend RM400 to buy a Chivas, then buy another bottle.. then throw up everything and feel like shit the next day. I don’t see the point. lol/
Awesome parents!!!!! XD
Your dad cannot recognise you… XD
wah~ your parents so steady 1..
my parents always scold me when go drink with friends..sure kena ngam after come back late with strong alcohol smell.. aii..
wish my dad can give me tips too..:)
Usually my case is… I come back earlier than my parents @@” and they smell lousier than me. Sei mou… ahahhaha. But if I come back later than them, they shoot me too, like normal parents
I was there! Alcohol fest 2004
wait…or 2006? argh
You were with us during 06/07
You see you see, you’re getting old!!
haha that straw thingy … the smaller the straw is the better! Like vitagen straw hahah
You tried that before? I don’t have the patience to do that ^^;