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This post is written during 2 hours bus-ride to Pattaya, Bangkok
Finally, I have the time to write a proper post, after crazy parties, food and shopping for majority of my travel at Bangkok. Apologies for the late posts (this post is 6 days late on schedule)
What’s the best breakfast for champion?
We are moving from twin bed room to three bedroom today. Someone’s special is joining us!
While we were walking towards to new hotel, we saw three guys sitting outside the hotel and having beer. We were sweating all over so we says fuck this we are having beer too!
Beer is our energy pack, similar to cigarettes
Who says we cannot drink beer in the morning ha?
After a glass of beer we are immediately 10 years feeling younger.
Crap, we forgot to eat breakfast! Let’s find some food… Maybe some pork lards?
Pork lards after beer = heaven
I had a medical check up before leaving for this trip and my LDL is higher than average due to pork lards. Now I a pumping even more pork fats into my body. We only live once man can’t care so much!
I am absolutely fine if my death is caused by pork lards
Argh, a broken watch
Is time to get a new watch. My old watch is broke 
now is the perfect time to get a brand new one. Was looking at Tag Heuer and Rolex for my dad.
My rough itinerary for the day:
- Fix iPad screen
- New blackberry
- Buy new watch
- Shopping whole afternoon
- Meet friend and party whole night
iPad glass replacement for RM200
If you have been following my 30 days trip, you know that I broke my iPad glass. I surveyed the price for replacing this glass at Malaysia and this is the conclusion
* Sabah replacement RM900
* Low yat replacement RM600ish
* MBK (Bangkok low yat) RM200
Now I have a looked-new iPad glass and I am so freaking happy.
I even changed my blackberry’s casing for only RM40
I bought a Tag Heuer watch!
After struggling for some time, I’ve decided to make the move to purchase my first ever tag Heuer watch, to mark as a milestone for personal achievement.
Guess how much my watch cost? It doesn’t matter.
Shannon and me came up with a conclusion that branded goods and personality and background are connected and closely inter-related with each other. If you are rich, you take a fake LV bag – every one will think its real, and vice versa.
Meeting Sha (Alicia)
"Alicia joined your party!" /Final fantasy music plays in background.
Today marks a special day for our trip. Alicia has decided to join us at Bangkok for the rest of the trip and she definitely brings a new color to our black and white duo party.
From today onwards, we are switching our peace sign to OK sign.
- Peace sign = order two
- OK sign = order three
I write every thing on blog!
I told her that I will write everything on my blog with minimal quality control. If she did funny things – everything will be on blog. Her sporting personality happily accepts the terms and condition.
What the first thing we do after Alicia joined our party? Definitely BEER first la what else. Alicia is one of my best party companion and we’ve gone through lots of crazy party together. Beer is the best way to start her Bangkok trip!
Khao San road and doing the street food
“So, you absolutely OK with having street food?” We asked Sha.
We brought Sha to have her first try of gastronomic street food at Khao San road. Plenty of side street food to choose from – BBQ meat to Pad thai to insects.
“How you guys choose and find the street food?” She asked
“We usually point at a direction, for example, to McDonald. If we found something good we would like to eat, we just eat! If we found nothing on the way… We will end up in McD. Win-win situation and this is how we roll.”
Changing the travel chemistry
When we meet Sha earlier, she has done plenty of research of must do and must see in Bangkok. We were like *blank* when she asked what we are suppose to do…
"We just do and or visit places we like to see in a whim, no contingency plan! When the night hits, we drink beer and chill."
After filling our tummy with food, we are off to explore night market of Khao San.
At Khao San Road (Backpackers street)
Sha, just like us, amazed by the energy and crowds of the night market. The great party ambiance from all the noisy pubs, street food and cloths affected us so much that we feel the positive vibe from this street.
We’ve been wanting to visit few bars but it’s awfully full so we headed to a pub that plays good live music.
Whiskey on glass bucket please
What is whiskey bucket?
Your typical cocktail served in bucket instead of glass. Hell yeah man, it’s so far the most expensive drink we had since our trip started but it’s a great start for a young night!
Oh boy these things are really strong! To make things worst, or rather, fun, we are drinking it with straw and fans are directly blowing above us. (for your information this is fastest way to get drunk)
Great music, great companion, hell lots of drinks. It was a perfect place to catch up.
We share our travel experience with Sha and we can immediately feel that the remaining days of our trip will be absolutely crazier with her around.
Looking for “Ping Pong” match
It was already 11pm when we finished out drink (seriously we never thought we can finish it when we were served), we return to Khao San main street to look for ping pong show.
Been wanting to watch this show yesterday but figured out it will be more fun with Alicia watching it together with us.
What is ping pong show?
Ok first up its 18sx and its not typical ping pong matches where two players bounces ping pong between each other and get higher score.
This ping pong offers much more than that.
It has everything to do with women’s meow meow down under.
Yes, that’s exactly what you think it is.
In order to watch this show, we had to scout around Khao San road for the agent that offer this shows. These agents (usually tuk tuk drivers) hold on a little piece of paper and diam diam show you one paper with these writings:
- Pussy open bottle
- Pussy shoots balloon
- Pussy smokes cigar
- Pussy blows phew phit whistle (ok I made this up)
- Pussy blowing up a car
- Pussy that sings negaraku (oh what the hell)
What the fuck are these?! I definitely must watch this!
When I was younger
I still remember my parents visiting these 18sx place when I was in primary school, my sister and I have to stay at hotel. Now, I can visit this place legally, I am going to share my experience and tell you how’s it like to visit these XXX place.
Can’t wait to share these experience with my family and I wonder how their reaction will be like.
“Daddy, I witness a pussy that can open a cola bottle and I still cannot believe it.” Hmm, maybe I will replace the word pussy with something that sounds better. You have any suggestion?
Ping pong experience
RM80 for entrance fee
No cameras are allowed. Shannon was even warned because he was writing down expenses notes on his phone (during the show). Very strict shit no kidding.
The chairs are arranged around the stage and it fits around 50-100 people at same time. There are many audiences that night. The ping pong show girl takes turn to perform on stage.
At first I thought only one lady perform all the acts, that will be very disturbing if one person can do it all!
Sorry for party rocking
The show is on-going so when we enter, they are already performing on pussy show (haha, pussy shows, how often can I write this word). We sit at the front row to get a better and closer view.
A lady walked on stage, sleep in middle, another naked man walked up, naked, and they both started making love.
HA? What the fuck?
I am not here to see you guys make love! Then suddenly, the lady pulled up her legs and using dance pole to support her body weight, doing all sorts of difficult sex position tricks that I don’t even know how to describe it here.
Helicopter?
Earthquake?
Windmill?
Superman?
I was laughing so hard, because I wasn’t expecting this! I laughed out uncontrolled that I was warned "this is not funny!" by the staff but I still couldn’t hold my laughers.
The importance of staying low profile
The next lady walked up the stage, took off her panties, started pulling ribbons from her under.
She kept pulling, pulling, pulling… meters of ribbons on the stage and she is not planning to stop. It was like magic shows that pull cloths from hat or something. I laughed so hard that I caught the lady’s attention and she wrapped up the ribbons in bunch and threw the ribbons at me.
OH MY GOD so geli!!!! (sha was screaming at this point)
I keep telling Sha and Shannon that I gotta get Dettol soap for shower, must kill all the geli germs, lol.
“OMG is she Doraemon or something? How can she fit so many ribbons inside there ha?”
Opening cola bottle
This one is the most ridiculous of all.
The lady hold on a cola bottle and asked audiences to check if the bottle is real, then she shook it so hard that it will definitely explode when it’s opened.
"POK!"
…is the sound when the bottle is opened. Not the usual "pshhh". Which is fucking ridiculous!
Do you know how much force is needed to open a bottle with a POK sound instead of PSHHH sounds? Until now I still cannot accept the fact that a meow meow can do such amazing things.
Let’s start the ping pong show
This lady is probably hiding one ping pong racket inside her meow meow – she put in some ping pong balls, then shoot it into a bucket. The bucket is not small and she can actually shoot in a projectile into the bucket! Not random ping pong ball that dropped onto the stage and randomly bounced into bucket.
She SHOOTS the ping pong ball from her pussy. It’s freaking amazing.
You can guess what happen de la… I laughed until I cry.
I changed my seat because I keep getting lots of attention from the show ladies – they keep asking for tips because they see me laughed so hard.
When the show is over we were kindly told to leave.
“Go! Go! Time enough! Go!” by the lady that warned us earlier. Maybe we should pay more respect to the show ladies.
If the show lasts for another 30 minutes I’ll probably die from laughing too much.
Crazy tuk tuk
Who says Bangkok tuk tuk cannot do wheelie?
We’ve experienced tuk tuk that do wheelie for the first time during our stay in Cambodia. When we arrived Bangkok and saw the size of the tuk tuk (it is bigger and more powerful), we keep speculate that if the tuk tuk can do wheelie. If can – it is really funny. And we experienced it first hand. Tuk tuk speeding down the road is really fun.
Oh my god I tell you we were laughing like hell.
Sha felt her life threatened, though ^^;
Calling it a night… not
Shannon went to bed and I stayed up to write blog post at a bar, alone, while continue to drink some beer. Sha joined me for a drink, we finally have time to sit down and catch up.
“Hey sha, have you tried food massage yet?” I asked.
“No” she said.
“Let’s do this!” we walked to the massage parlour next door, which is also next to our hotel. We had 30 minutes foot massage – it was so good that we decided to do a whole hour of Thai massage. We fell asleep after massage started in 10 minutes.
It was already 5am when the massage is done and we promptly went back hotel to continue our sleep. Shannon sleeps like a baby… awwww.
A night with full of laughters – what a fun night.
Where am I now?
Near Khao San street. (Bangkok, Thailand)
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