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This is first ever guest post in Ahbing.com – please welcome Alicia Yong. She joined us at Bangkok on our 26th day to trip, and will us for remaining days of this trip.
Hello from Alicia
It actually takes extra effort to churn out this blog post- especially because I’m still recovering from all that went down last night. I finally understand why Pattaya is called Sin City, and a world renowned one for that matter.
Leaving to Pattaya
We left for Pattaya from Bangkok around noon time after a mixed rice lunch at the roadside stall. Big risk there actually, a 2 hour + trip by mini bus-no toilet. Bing stayed back and ate yoghurt at the hotel, I think he is still recovering from the post traumatic stress from having to tahan during his last journey…
We waited at the roadside for the minivan to pick us up. I was slightly worried about the journey there, especially after last nights tuk tuk/mat rempit ride (I honestly felt my life was threatened), it was uneventful other than me falling asleep on the shoulder of the guy sitting next to me. #ohgodwhy
Welcome to Pattaya!
The tuktuks here are like modified pickup trucks, they pick up people randomly and drop them off, kinda like a hybrid between taxi and bus.
Checked in to the hotel, our room was x3 the size of the one at Bangkok!
We immediately went to look for lunch and walked around trying to locate the town hall so we could find a map to navigate the city. Only for me to realise half an hour later that I have 3G on my phone, bodoh ==
Pattaya’s Seaside!
Pattaya beaches are very commercialised and filled with tourists. There is definitely no crystal clear sea and soft white sand, but hey, if you’re coming to Pattaya that’s not what you’re looking for right? 
Walked and walked and walked and walked and, man that strip of beach was endless. In the end I had to whip out my phone to see where we were, only to realise that we were right at the door step of Central Festival Mall.
Bing: Oi why you didn’t mention about the old-aunty type hookers along the beach? There were like hundreds of them along the stretch of beach, it’s ridiculous.
Central Festival Mall
Central Festival is one of the largest shopping malls in the entire of Asia. It covers the bottom 6 floors of the beautifully designed Hilton hotel.
No more street food
Had lunch at the food court of Central Festival. For most food courts in Thailand you usually pre-buy coupons or a cards with credit in it and refund the balance later.
Bing: Some really nice food there, but we still miss our dearly cheap street food.
Walking Street
Walking Street is the centre of nightlife/red-light district of Pattaya, famous for the numerous go-go bars and brothels that lines it. There was also pubs, seafood restaurants, shops etc.
The sun was just beginning to set and neon lights started lighting up the entire street – it was really a mesmerising sight!
We walked through the street heading towards the hotel and it was still pretty quiet. Boy were we in for a surprise what was going to happen later at night.
Bing: Luckily we return to Walking street at night. It was boring when the sky is still bright. No neon lights!
Pre-Party warm up
After a quick dinner of padthai from a roadside stall, pre-drinks! Pretty unique place went to, its like a big food court of bars,each playing their own music and calling out to sit down.
In a random bar
Bing walked in like a man on a mission searching for a bar to sit at. Me and Shannon just followed him right til the end of the room and sat down. His reasoning for choosing that bar – it was the only bar with no women in it.
No women = no risk of ladyboys hitting on you.
Only for the guy at the bar to turn out to be gay and sexy-danced for us throughout the night. Nice job Bing, HEHEHEHHEEH.
Bing: He is dancing to Shannon whole night long… not me.
Lesson of the day from Master Shannon
If you don’t know what drinks is good, you can never go wrong with Gin Tonic.
Glorious and Colourful Walking Street
Next stop, Walking Street! Man, this place totally comes alive at night! The streets were lined with scantily clad girls calling out
“Sa~ Wa~ Dee~ Ka~~~”
‘Which one should we go to ah? This? That? Or that? Guys??’
I think the guys stopped listening to me at this point. As Master Shannon always says,
Here is only enough blood in the man body for one head to function at a time…
Random free booklets in Central Festival information counter
Sexy airline at your service
My expectations: Hrm, it would probably be something like those strip clubs you see on CSI. Girls in bikinis, corsets, pole-dancing, tipping by stuffing money into the girls’ underwears, and a ‘See but do not touch’ policy.
The reality: Boobs. bOObs. BOOOBS!! Wiggling ass-cheeks, in your face!
Even more boobs.
Oh wow, no underwear too..=X
Bing: what she’s trying to say is, there’s many naked woman. Flash boobs and meow meow.
But nothing can shock me anymore after watching the Ping Pong show yesterday! Closed my mouth that was hanging open, put on poker face and walk in.
Inside A-Go-Go Bar (from women’s point of view)
No pictures from this point onwards so I have to use my extreme descriptive skills to let you guys know what went down that night.
Bing initally said, Come! Lets sit in that corner. But no way we are gonna be discreet tonight! We settled on a spot right in front of the showering girls. Smack right in the middle of the bar was a rain shower from the ceiling complete with three girls, sponges and lots of foam.
Bing: we sit in middle of the nakes ladies – surrounded.
There was this one girl who was sat on a flat bath surface with a pole in the middle. She wrapped her legs around the pole and turned round and round and round on her bum. All 3 of us were distracted momentarily by this sight wondering about the physics of friction underlying her bum and the surface. We all agreed, must be lots and lots of soap lah.
With the two guys manly aura, the girls were immediately drawn to us like butterflies. This is a where the interesting stuff begins!
Shannon, the multi functional magnet (girl/guy/intermediate) immediately attracted his own go-go girl. You know Beyonce’s signature bum shaking move? Imagine her doing that in a slow, hoppety motion, bum against Shannons knees.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Bing: Alicia was having so much fun
Show me the moves
Me and Bing immediately burst out laughing – this became the signature move for the rest of the trip. Ask Bing to demonstrate for you guys next time ok!
Bing: woi
Bing laughed too soon – another girl immediately came up to him and started flirting.
The lady squeezes her boobs together, and says “tip, sir?”
That was enough to put laughter on his face and he relented, giving her a huge tip.
Bing: Yeah I stuck a 20baht to her boobs (RM2)
All in all, the girls at the bar were really friendly. They tried to make conversation with our limited understanding, danced, laughed a lot.
From an observers point of view, they did look like they were having fun. Perhaps it was because there was a girl there (Me), it was pretty clear that we were there just for the laughs.
Show me the money
We finally left the bar when the girls had realised that the guys were ‘money shaking trees’ and started mobbing us.
Tsk Tsk.
Some other things:
- The girls earn their commission by getting you to buy them drinks, which prices are hiked up but alcohol content watered down.
- They “fight” with each other to get your attention
- Not afraid to take off cloths
- “Touch me, baby”
Bing: Generally the whole situation and feeling is like hanging out with lots of friends – without clothing.
Next stop – Baccara (another naked bar)
Personally, I didn’t notice but according to the boys this bar was more high-end and the girls were prettier, skinnier than the previous ones.
There was a large table top where more than a dozen girls were dancing, each of them had numbers on their hands where the guests could request for their company.
A go-go girl approached Bing and that guy ah, purposely to shock me seated her right between us.
Seating arrangement: Shannon > Sha > Naked lady > Bing
Too close for comfort okay?! Her buttcheek keep rub rub rub against my thigh T_T
Bing’s Boobs grabbing [18SX]
The girls in this club were much more forward and much to my relief and Bing’s horror (or maybe not:P) seated herself on Bing’s lap. Then grabbed Bing’s hands and placed in on her boobs. O.O
Bing: OHH YEAH NEN GU BAO
‘Sha, do you think this is real?’ while Bing was squeezing and figuring out the authenticity of the boobs.
Disclaimer: she pulled my hands and put on her boobs, it was cold and a bit tad hard, something like a balloon filled with water.
‘I don’t know I can’t tell’ I replied.
/Bing grabs my hand and places it on her boob.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, what did we just say about too close for comfort T_T
Bing: We were laughing like mad hahahahhahaha. Sha squeezed another woman’s boob just for verification purpose. Who would’ve thought that?!
It’s fake but luckily she’s real woman
If it interests you, we came to the conclusion it was fake. And then hor, the girl keep on asking Bing to bring her home! Rest of these details I shall not elaborate – you can ask Bing in the comments and he can tell you!
Bing: I was approached by mama-san and asked if I’m interested to bring her home for 2,000baht (RM200) per round or 4,000baht (RM400) for over night. I rather buy a new gadget.
It was surreal the entire experience
Never in my whole life I imagined I would be sitting in a go-go bar, with these two crazy guys and surrounded by girls in their birthday suits. Actually I am not sure it even happened.
So UNREAL.
Bing: Oh yeah it’s definitely real. We know you had so much fun that night!
Clubbing at Club Insomnia
Later that night, we went to Club Insomnia, where I became a member, had lots and lots of fun, but couldn’t remember much of it. ==
Thoughts post the experience (from Alicia)
This was definitely an eye-opening experience, something that I just wouldn’t understand by reading or hearing about it. Although I wouldn’t say it was something I would go to again. You would think that it was extremely awkward, but go in with an open mind and you may just come out a bit more enlighten about what’s going on behind those closed doors.
Personally, I feel sympathy for some of the girls who may be doing what they are doing because situation forces them to. But I am unable to speak for them, this is but my own thoughts. Some people may be intrigued by this story, some offended, it is entirely up to you whether you may or may not want to experience it for yourself.
And I shall leave you guys to bug Bing about his take on things.
Bing will be continuing the remaining posts because I don’t remember what happened in club – I laughed until faint.
Hello! Is me again, Bing!
I shall start continue from the moment we finished squeezing boobs at Barcarra. (#achievement btw)
Insomnia is renowned for it’s excellence clubbing experience and great sound system – and the music’s great too. Alicia has been wanting to visit this club since we arrived in Pattaya,
“My friend says its good! best club in Pattaya so I must go!”
Oh it’s been years since we go party together. Alicia used to be my wing man when approaching girls during my younger days and she’s my consultant hahha.
Insomnia club – great night club
We walked in Insomnia club, and I do my usual routine – walk around the club and scout for the quality of the customers. Well so far the number of male and female here is good, around 50:50, people are good looking and non-hostile, having great time.
I am not even done walking half way of the premises until I found 3 girls on the dance floor, dancing without holding any glass.
I walked up and says,
“Hey why are you girls not having any girls?”
“Let’s DRINK!”
I introduced myself and the group.
We danced and have fun.
Ohhhhh I am so smoooth.
If my father witness my moves that night he would have been so proud of me.
However the girls leave early that night and we only have their Facebook contacts. Better than none right?!
If you’re curious – Alicia is 80% goner. She couldn’t keep up with us, which is obvious right? We’ve been drinking beer daily (training hard) since the beginning of the trip.
I am starting to suspect that we are getting immune from drunk.
It’s almost 4am when we leave the club (they closes at 5am). When we reached hotel, we decided to go McD while Alicia past out for the rest of the night.
McDonald for supper/breakfast
We were both soooooooooooo hungry. Probably takes 2 minutes to finish every thing then we hang out a bit talked about what happened whole night. Recap session!
“Dude did you get that chicks number?”
“Hell yeah man we even chat on phone”
“What’s her name?”
“I don’t know”
“Don’t you worry – I recorded it down with my phone’s notepad”
Go back hotel and sleep
It’s morning now – so I’ll leave the rest of the story for tomorrow’s post!
(By the way I am taking the photo with my phone so I am holding on to the bike, taking photo with my other hand and holding the phone cover with my mouth). #multitasks
Where am I now
Pattaya, Thailand
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