Surprises at Green Tea Garden Restaurant

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We went to a Taiwanese restaurant after our golf session.We were soooooo damn hungry that we had to end our golf session earlier. I doubt the restaurant is open because it was only 6pm. Sunset has just started.

Luckily the restaurant is open for business. Yay! Let me briefly describe about this restaurant:

• It’s located in the middle of nowhere, no shops around the area
• Green Tea Garden, sounds more like a garden than a restaurant
• Interior feels like a house, more than a restaurant
• BUT HELL YEA MAN MANY TAIWANESE CHICKS

The one reason is sufficient enough. I had to go. no. matter. how.

Another reason to go: bring your indecisive girlfriend to this restaurant. There is one special drink that called “随便”. You get what I mean? Hehe. But the drink is not cheap oh.

At the main entrance, there is a big rack of magazines and books. Feel free grab a book or two to dispose your time while meals are being prepared. Chuan and Vincent chose to see pretty girls… with little clothing. Hehehe.

On another hand, take our your iPhone and play BubbleWrap.

Here’s our food! These are our appetizers. Fish cake with sweet chili sauce and Fried Tofu with special soy sauce.

Unagi-don and Fried pork-chop rice. Weird to see Unagi being served in Taiwanese restaurant ya? Seems like a new trend cause I see this meal in almost every Taiwanese restaurant nowadays. Probably next time you can buy pizza in roti canai stalls

The meal here are served with variety of side dishes such as half boiled egg, two types of garden salad and juicy minced meat sauce on top of rice. Makes the rice become direct cousin of 鲁肉饭. Whoa.. jeng ah..

Oh My God… look at the pork… and the fats… OHHHHHH BABY. I stared at this piece of pork for so long and I struggled. Why? If I consume this piece of pork, I need to run 10km to shed off the excess fats. But, if I don’t consume it… I’ll regret when I die at 80 years old.

(Imaging myself lying on a hospital bed)
“….why I did not eat the piece of pork 60 years ago”. Then si liao. End of story.

What do you think? Did I consume this piece or pork?

While we were having our meal.. two large objects appear at the main entrance. Gasp! My heart skipped two beats. With such humongous size, it is impossible to escape my radar. I put all my focus on the object, and holy light shines upon me… I see the hawt perfect sweet lookin’ woman, with a pair of perfect boobs. Hallelujah! I can’t breath.

“Whoa… JIN DUA LIAP!!” I told myself. I thought I am going to die. Seriously.

She sits beside our table. Unfortunately, I have no balls to confront with her. All I did was taken a few candid shots. Ah Bing!! Where are your balls!!!?? Haih. Bo bian la.. I get nervous when I see such perfect pair of boobs.

I do have an urge to walk up and say “hi, you look so familiar.. can I take a photo with you?”

But I didn’t. Shit. Now I regret again.

She looks a lot better in real life. Why didn’t my Lumix LX3 camera arrive earlier? shit shit shitshisthistshithishsit.

If you are interested in going this place, here’s the map. I don’t know the exact address but I can point out the location with Google Map. Search for “Fruit Grove Train Station”

I’m going again next week. Who want to join ha?