Night Club Experience at Taipei

Night Club Experience at Taipei [台北夜店LAVA CLUB]


辣妹讓我們生活下去 沒有辣妹就沒有希望 辣妹我愛妳們
衝阿 壓呼~~ 阿囉哈得修~~ 超爽的~~ LAVA 有搞頭!!

This post contains slight adult material.

Did I get your attention? heh :)

No photos of naked ladies though, sorry to disappoint you. I don’t want to turn my blog into a porn site. What I am about to share is explicit than usual.

And also, there are many photos I cannot post up—what happens in the club, stays in the club. So, my experience sharing here is some how limited.


Enough talking, I am going to share my first experience in Taipei’s night club — TAIPEI LAVA CLUB.

We went to the dance floor before the drinks were served, and we approach the stage, and look up.

We can’t believe what we saw.

The chicks are wearing mini skirts and ultra-short pants while dancing on the stage, we were utterly wordless to see such amazing scenes (empasize). I do not have to elaborate more, I am sure you know what I am talking about.

/shake shake shake

When it turns midnight, the stage packed with even more hot dancing ladies (shirtless one) *hint hint*

The best is yet to come.

“台妹我們來了!我愛台妹,台妹愛我” — we have been saying this sentence since the day we book our flight. lol. It became our mantra.

It’s only first day at Taipei, and we’re already experiencing the highlight of our trip.

Our head had not stop turning left and right whole night. There’s always something for us to look at.

You know what? I almost didn’t join my buddies to night club because I was on a “30 days no alcohol challenge

I failed obviously. 7 days to complete that challenge ^^;

Barely legal… seriously.

All of us has a bit of “incident/story” with some of them, but that’s another story. You can only listen to the stories when you yum-char with me, ehehehe.

One of us get really really really lucky that night *ahem* no names allowed.

So, what’s the different between Malaysia night club and Taipei night club?

Average bra cup size: A – No comment. I will always compare this to Aussie chicks, average Size D. Always. Cup C and above is rare to find – once spotted we go berserk. Hahaha.

They like gwai lou – Caucasians have higher percentage of scoring Taiwanese ladies in night clubs. From my observation.

NT$3,000 to 包廂 (reserve table) and free flow – My average spending in night club is RM100-RM200 per night. In Taipei, I can have free flow for RM50 (NT$3,000 = RM300) SHITTTTT!!! If they open a similar business here in Malaysia, they sure pukkai…

On top of that. With RM50 paid, I also can enjoy…

Looking at lots of 正妹 – all professional make up artist. I don’t care how they look like when they remove their make up. Most importantly is to run away they remove their make up!

Strip dance competitionthey strip off everything, including bra! Our eyes almost pop-out from eye socket. They dance while covering their nipples with hand only. This is more exciting than a real strip club.

男公關 (PR) – Before hitting clubs, you make your reservations through PR, and they would do the hassles of making sure you have your drinks and table, also have fun, by asking “要妹妹陪嗎?” Why can’t we have these position at Malaysia? By the way, all their PR are extremely good looking.

Clubs close at 4am – Most of the time the real party only starts at 2am. Turning on the lights at 4am is perfect. Why laaa our Malaysia clubs have to close at 2am :(

We decided to migrate to Taiwan to become citizen – That is what we concluded after we saw the ladies on stage took off their bras.

We shouted like cavemen. Hehehe :D

The ladies love YSLo! He is like the Wayne Rooney of our team. I am more like the player that sits on bench and look at live action on the scene.

I don’t know who took this photo, but seems like I am commanding Entutson to control me. I am losing control — too many pretty chicks. I cannot control myself.

These videos are taken from LAVA NIGHT CLUB.

Note: Explicit material. Very chi gek.





Would you like to go Taiwan night club after reading this post? I want to hear from you :)