辣妹讓我們生活下去 沒有辣妹就沒有希望 辣妹我愛妳們
衝阿 壓呼~~ 阿囉哈得修~~ 超爽的~~ LAVA 有搞頭!!
This post contains slight adult material.
Did I get your attention? heh 
No photos of naked ladies though, sorry to disappoint you. I don’t want to turn my blog into a porn site. What I am about to share is explicit than usual.
And also, there are many photos I cannot post up—what happens in the club, stays in the club. So, my experience sharing here is some how limited.
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Enough talking, I am going to share my first experience in Taipei’s night club — TAIPEI LAVA CLUB.
We went to the dance floor before the drinks were served, and we approach the stage, and look up.
We can’t believe what we saw.
The chicks are wearing mini skirts and ultra-short pants while dancing on the stage, we were utterly wordless to see such amazing scenes (empasize). I do not have to elaborate more, I am sure you know what I am talking about.
/shake shake shake
When it turns midnight, the stage packed with even more hot dancing ladies (shirtless one) *hint hint*
The best is yet to come.
“台妹我們來了！我愛台妹，台妹愛我” — we have been saying this sentence since the day we book our flight. lol. It became our mantra.
It’s only first day at Taipei, and we’re already experiencing the highlight of our trip.
Our head had not stop turning left and right whole night. There’s always something for us to look at.
You know what? I almost didn’t join my buddies to night club because I was on a “30 days no alcohol challenge”
I failed obviously. 7 days to complete that challenge ^^;
Barely legal… seriously.
All of us has a bit of “incident/story” with some of them, but that’s another story. You can only listen to the stories when you yum-char with me, ehehehe.
One of us get really really really lucky that night *ahem* no names allowed.
So, what’s the different between Malaysia night club and Taipei night club?
Average bra cup size: A – No comment. I will always compare this to Aussie chicks, average Size D. Always. Cup C and above is rare to find – once spotted we go berserk. Hahaha.
They like gwai lou – Caucasians have higher percentage of scoring Taiwanese ladies in night clubs. From my observation.
NT$3,000 to 包廂 (reserve table) and free flow – My average spending in night club is RM100-RM200 per night. In Taipei, I can have free flow for RM50 (NT$3,000 = RM300) SHITTTTT!!! If they open a similar business here in Malaysia, they sure pukkai…
On top of that. With RM50 paid, I also can enjoy…
Looking at lots of 正妹 – all professional make up artist. I don’t care how they look like when they remove their make up. Most importantly is to run away they remove their make up!
Strip dance competition – they strip off everything, including bra! Our eyes almost pop-out from eye socket. They dance while covering their nipples with hand only. This is more exciting than a real strip club.
男公關 (PR) – Before hitting clubs, you make your reservations through PR, and they would do the hassles of making sure you have your drinks and table, also have fun, by asking “要妹妹陪嗎？” Why can’t we have these position at Malaysia? By the way, all their PR are extremely good looking.
Clubs close at 4am – Most of the time the real party only starts at 2am. Turning on the lights at 4am is perfect. Why laaa our Malaysia clubs have to close at 2am 
We decided to migrate to Taiwan to become citizen – That is what we concluded after we saw the ladies on stage took off their bras.
We shouted like cavemen. Hehehe 
The ladies love YSLo! He is like the Wayne Rooney of our team. I am more like the player that sits on bench and look at live action on the scene.
I don’t know who took this photo, but seems like I am commanding Entutson to control me. I am losing control — too many pretty chicks. I cannot control myself.
These videos are taken from LAVA NIGHT CLUB.
Note: Explicit material. Very chi gek.
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I always will like to go TAIWAN before you post this!!hahahaaa~=p
Have you been to Taiwan before? Must go ohhhh wei…. I didn’t cover the part where all the girls shop shop shop shop shop from morning until night. Gila one. If I were a girl, I’ll be reallllly excited.
Night club = guys; shopping = girls
went there for almost a week~!and yes!shopping is for girls!!~wahahahaa~i wanted to visit again!=) SAVE SAVE money!!~*UShh!~*
Hmm I think it’s time to have a general meeting with my hengtais xD
HAHAHAHAHHA. Nice. General meeting with hengtais. Hahahaha. I still have contact with some Taiwanese girls.. gimme a call if you need any help.
ehm…get a job at taipei and apply for the PR
I go become bouncer!
But I need to shed of at least 30kg first la. Luckily I am tall enough
ah bing, i hate you & i love you. why do you have to post it at the end of the year??? Maybe I also agree with cat & mouse… must hold a general meeting soon.
Everyone loves Ah Bing
Hahaha.. I should have post it up earlier – before AirAsia give out free seats. RM124 to Taipei oh.
my gf dont let me go, any suggestion how to avoid this situation? lolz
Give her nice massage / treat her special gift / cook 10 meals for her…. AFTER you came back. Don’t ask permission, ask for forgiveness
not going. erhem, after tis post, got serious confidence prob liao, go there sum mo = total confidence lost, too much competition
HaAHahahHAhAha. Oh my, I didn’t account female readers while I was writing this post.
Wah LIN C!!! U didnt take pictures of the ah moi!!! 666!!! my imagination damn bad, need visual aid… kof kof…
… i know u also pedo bah, don deny ah bing XD
Not pedo, I just get whatever I can get bahhhh XD
1. When’s your next trip?
2. Can I come?
3. Seriously though, come visit me and I’ll show you stuff to write about as well!
Ps. You guys can stay at mine.
I make sure to notify YSLo and make a hengtais meeting.
bro, i think Thailand’s better, lolz but Taipei sure is cool after seeing your post, am heading there on new year eve
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I would have trouble communicating with Thai’s, not definitely not Taiwanese!
Hope you enjoy your count down there, it’s going to be awesome. All the fireworks from Taipei 101
now this taiwan is really “chi gek….”hahaha!!!!,sure would like to go to taipei……luckily you can control it!!!!!
damnnnnnnnnnnnnn.. taiwan looks awesome.. love that shake shake ooooo.. pukiayammmmm.. hahahahahaha..
OUHHH YEAAAHHH shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake XD
hello im going taiwan, taipei and im going to all the places even lava my spending money is 10k will that be enough for everything down there gonna be doing everything down there shopping raving and i eating all kinds of nice food my fav food and im staying there a month if i like down there im gonna buy a property down there im to bord of england and my mum wont miss me she can visit me anytime lol and i love asian people even the women more they so cute how well will i do with women down there because i am Caucasian
Whoa that’s the longest sentence i read in a long-long-long time
My expenditure is around USD1,000 for one week, which includes hotel and food.. if you were saying 10k pound I am pretty sure you have NO SINGLE problem enjoying there.
Have fun!
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