The Bulu On My Face [Why I Am Keeping The Bulu]

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This is my best buddy, YSLo. We are the biggest guy within our circle of friends, and yes—we give the best hugs. The best thing is, our hugs are free (only first 3 minutes lah) When you need a hug, you know who to look for.

Anyway, this post is not about promoting our hugs. It’s about the bulu on my face.

Yes. I am referring to my janggut.

You see, I’ve been shaving my janggut since my hormone activated many years back then (means my bulu started growing lah), and managed to remain “clean-shaved” from the start.

I once grew my janggut during university studies, but my girlfriend give me the what the huack dead-glance all the time. She prefers I shave my face clean-clean, like baby ass.

I cannot put my face close to hers if I have janggut, she says very geli. So I shaved it off.

It was 4 years ago since I keep my janggut (and different girlfriend liao ok)

Today, Ah Bing 重出江湖.

Shit man, the more I look at myself—the deeper I fall in love with myself.

What the huack hahahahahha. Don’t curi curi wash my photo and put in your wallet ah! Hahaha.

So, what inspires me to grow janggut?

My cousins – they grow janggut like me (same grandfather mah). One have been growing for awhile, and relatives question me.

“Ah Bing! why you don’t have janggut wan?”

“Got loh, mine grows like Osama bin Laden one leh”

“I don’t believe you!”

(2 weeks later)

“Nahhhhh.. I didn’t shave 2 weeks, and my janggut is longer than your ketiak bulu liao!!”

Cousin: WOHHHHHHH *impressed*

“I am going to keep it” I announced

Elder relatives: HARRRRRRRR

I had to keep my janggut—for one sole reason. I look much better, and I attract more girls. HEHEHEHE

“Bing, can you rub your janggut on my face? /shy” a girl ask.

“Sure, I’ll try to do it gently…”

/fantasy

This phenomenon look remained for a month, until I get bored with my look. And also I get few critics from elderly, they say I cannot keep my janggut that long because my parent haven’t pass away *touch wood*

Haha, but on a serious note la. Keeping janggut really attracts some attention one *perasan*

So I decided to do something different. I started playing with different types of janggut “designs”, I did every design with normal blade shaver.

Yes, believe it or not.. a 7 years old shaver. I must have mad skillz man. call me Mr. Fantastic!!

Whenever I have a lousy design, and accidentally over-shaved… I start from scratch—I shave every single bulu on my face, and restart. I’d say probably takes me 3-4 days to regrow my janggut.

For the time being, I am keep this style. No complaints from relatives, and I love the fact that no rice stick on my janggut anymore. Hahaha.

Ouh. I am so sexy.

what a vain post.