That’s Rachel in the photo.
Rachel was having streak of unfortunate events lately.
To make it worse, most of her friends came back KK for Chinese New Year celebration and she’s alone at Australia.
I decided to cheer her up.
“Hey Rachel, let’s go yum cha loh! Party Play this Thursday, Aussie-gang.”
“Ok, see you there” <— A sarcasm reply.
So, I had this brilliant idea to print out her photo, and “join” us. She’s “there”, but not physically..
PS: Hope you feeling better now, Rachel.
PPS: Now you owe me a kiss for making you happy
There’s another reason for gathering — Jenny’s birthday!
Jenny is a happy-go-lucky girl. Her positive thoughts are unprecedented, and her sporty characteristic brings many men weak on their knees.
We gave her a chocolate fondant cake. She’s happy.
We’re not allowed to touch her chocolate fondant, she gains all the weight. I am happy
*** 3 hours later ***
I joined The Girls for dinner.
Candle light dinner with so many gorgeous ladies.
My balls kembang man…
Whole night I felt like walking in the wind.. no one is luckier than me
Clock wise from top right: Pheon, Alice, Nana, Yvonnie and 鳥人! (middle)
In order to make myself presentable, I had to breath in and tuck in my huge belly.
I asked the ladies, “do you prefer your boyfriend with 6 packs, or huge belly?”
Answer: “Medium size belly — like yours. 6 packs are disgusting! Your size is perfect for hugs”
/gasp! (my balls are going to explode)
“Come, hug me!” was repeating in my mind.
Chance of success in my Slow-Carb diet seems dangerously low.
/gasp! x 2
I had garden salad for dinner.
“Bing!! That’s the only dish you eat? Serious bah??”
“Yes, why are you girls so curious? I am on diet ok…” I replied.
“But you’re so fat…”
(…balls shrunk to raisin size)
So I ordered this.
Diet plan? Aiyah.. later restart again la! 死就死啦！
I had so much fun hanging out with the ladies — too bad these chances are becoming rare because 3 of them are getting marry soon.
In future, I can show my son this photo and say, “Papa was very famous, all the gorgeous ladies queue up to have dinner with Papa.”
“Until you met mama?”
“No — until you accidentally pop out.”
CHOI!!! what a crazy thought.