Waking up 7am in the morning, getting prepare to visit a 榴莲笆 (durian farm? jungle?").
A new friend of mine, Darren, invited me over to his friend’s private land to enjoy some durian and check out if the place is viable for tourist attraction or not.
Despite sleeping at 3am previous night from entire night of heavy drinking, nothing stops me from having unlimited supply of durian.
It was a pain in the ass to wake up after 4 hours of sleep @@”

FREE DURIAN. Woohooo!
“Eh? can I eat durian within 6 hours of drinking beer ah?” I asked myself.
“Don’t care la. Eat first” I convinced myself.
(Yes I talk to myself)
The last time I had durian at 6pm, and beer at 8pm… I almost went to hospital. But luckily I survived.
What can’t kill you makes you stronger, right?
“Uiks, how come so many deers in your farm one?!” I asked Darren.
Darren told me besides durian trees, the land owner also planted rambutan, manggis and lots of payao (deers).
These animals roam freely around the land… surrounded by durian trees.
“HA? these animals won’t get harm from falling durians meh?”
“Yup, last week one dead because of falling durian, hahahha”
Favourite Photo
This photo reminds me of my favourite Australian beer. Toohey’s NEW.
If you ask me what’s the biggest reason that makes me return to Australia. I’d say “TOOHEYS”. This beer will be my sole reason. Sorry, my friends..
LICK~
These deer are so cute. I keep tempting them to eat the durian on my hand.
THEY HAVE FREAKING LONG TONGUE – they jilat my fingers! YUCKKKK.
Did you know that these deers also eat the durian seed, as well as the inner wall (the white part) of durian? Macam sedap oh they eat… next time I try cook soup with it see see.
Makes sense ma, right?

These deers know how to enjoy
Nyiameh! After feeding them with LOTS of durians, they sit aside and relax. Just like us humans sit at sofa watching tv after dinner oh! Hahahahha.
After meal, they are look at us instead of us looking at them =_=”
Of course, we have to chop the durians for them – they couldn’t open the fruits themselves ma, right?
We do the hard work now first, and later you will end up on our table.
Return to city
After hanging out around 1 hour, we return to city.. but before that, I want to show you something funny.

Hahahha.
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
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What a cool opportunity. For those of us without connections, is there a good place to eat durian in KK?