We Found A Penis Tree At Surfer’s Paradise

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Excerpt: Took a short break from blogging. Went out and take some fresh air, and deal with some real life issues. Now I am back into blogosphere stronger than ever Many fresh contents in my mind, can’t wait to share with my dear readers.

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Today I am going to write a super super super long post. You must be very disappointed to see no updates from me past few days, itchy leh! Hehehe. Now I write long long, cure your itch! I will cover back all the days I’ve skipped blogging. Many stories to tell.

We went to Gold Coast at 26th July. Reason? We were bored of Brisbane’s food . One big group of lanjiao… only food. beer, girls and gamble could motivate us to drive so far, what else?

First Stop: Sakura “something” Restaurant

We went to Japanese Restaurant called Sakura something something. I’ve been there many times yet I couldn’t remember the restaurant name. Shame on me. There are few reasons why I keep returning to that restaurant. First, the portion of the food. It’s mega huge. I usually order カツ丼とら面 (katsudon with ramen) Confirm full man. Even Chris also wave white flag. Secondly, the price is reasonable. Students will have no problem paying full price for such a pampering meal. Thirdly, the ingredients are fresh! Their salmon sashimi never disappoint me. Lastly, and the most important reason… the waitress are pretty. Ah damn why Japanese girls are so pretty /pfft. My heart goes buk! buk! buk! when I order カツ丼. Definitely one of my favorite Japanese restaurant in Australia.

Chuan and me playing our phone while kitchen is preparing our food. Chuan is playing old Nokia phones, remember the pink ball that jumps around and grow bigger?

A group photo of us, taken by the pretty Nihon girl. Hehehe. My heart still goes buk buk buk

Second Stop: Hazel Milk Tea

We went to get some pearl milk tea after our lunch at Japanese restaurant. Nothing can fill our tummies! We eat eat eat play play play whole day non-stop (that’s our plan, so we stick to it).

At previous post, I showed my holy finger to Hazel Tea shop, which is a shop specialized in milk tea, especially their pearls. They say it’s good, tasty, soft, a bit chewy (well actually those words come from single pearl, our God of Milk Tea – Mr. Tsen). I am not any food critic, can’t comment much on that.

On the left is The God of Milk Tea – Mr. Tsen

There is something that makes them stand out from the rest of their competitors. First, good environment to yam cha. Second, you will need to go through five stages in ordering a glass of milk tea (hah! beat that!) Third, a potentially good spot for spotting pretty girls. When there are pearl milk tea, there pretty Taiwanese girl. End of discussion. Period. (Usually with another guy la… shit, cruel world)

Third Stop: Surfer’s Paradise Beach

SURFER’S PARADISE!!

Nohhh… we are so cool! Hahahaha! No chicks could ever missed spotting us standing on the stairs like that. We are on the center of attention man. Everyone looks like superstar. We could be the next Backstreet boys or Super Juniors or some cool boy bands. BUT, tough luck la… cause weather is cold and no chicks are actually at beach. Probably a few tourists that’s all.

And look what we found!! Laugh until our belly explode man!!!

We spot a lanjiao tree! We gather around the tree and laugh non stop… man… think back that moment, I still laugh while I am typing this entry.

Weather’s cold. No chicks at beach. Switch to a warmer place to hang out before dinner. Where?

Fourth Stop: Casino

Ohh look, I found a cool car plate in the carpark!

We were lucky to go to VIP room. One of my senior is a gold card holder, so he has direct access to VIP rooms, not open for public. In the room, we get free drinks and food! Muahahahaha. I got a beer for myself. Finally I convinced myself to put a bet after slightly intoxicated. My balls shrink considerably when it comes to gambling. A friend once told me, “the way to win casino is to avoid gambling”.

It’s been awhile since I win money from casino! I think since January 2007.. and I used those money to buy new mobile for my ex-girlfriend. AND I NEVER WON MONEY SINCE THEN! Straight away pokai I tell you. Finally, I win a game in casino, after all these years!! My luck is changing huhuhuhu where is my new girlfriend huh?

Fifth Stop: Dinner at Kuala Lumpur Restaurant

Our senior (hah he shall remain anonymous ) won some big buck and decided to spend us $100 for dinner. The rest chip in. I am feeling generous too, so I chipped in extra $20.

Chuan acting “dai b”. Hehehe. All of us was like on sugar high. Especially me, all of them ask me why I keep lin si Mr. Tsen. Seriously, I was only fooling around with him cause he seems like a cool guy. I have to stop being like that cause that guy owns a Mazda 6…………………………. no girls look at me anymore

Our dinner cost $180. Wohoooo.

Last Stop: McDonald at highway

We went back to Brisbane after our dinner. On our way back, our bladder could not contain much liquid from our previous meals and decided to give us “signal” to stop for urination. We were lost 30mins in unfamiliar area due to unplanned highway exits (we thought we can spot fast food restaurants in any exits but we were wrong, shit). If we concentrate on highway, we could have reach Brisbane in 30 minutes, lol. Then, finally.. we found McDonald!!

The best place on earth man… I tell you. Seriously, better than sex!!!

Had lots of fun with the guys, we plan another similar trip in upcoming weeks, with some girls! Wohoooo! (we went to that trip already as this entry being written).